The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    If you are hot jump in a ice bath for 2 hours =)
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    you can totally change him! just keep at it sis
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Mayonnaise is a great hair conditioner.

    With waist length hair at the time, slathered in mayo, it took 2-wks to wash the smell out of my hair. I was a teen. To this day, the smell of mayo makes me wretch.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Smell this ,
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    Eat a tiramisu this weekend
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Haha got to repeat an earlier post, omg

    Take a laxative for a bad cough.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Just rub some dirt on it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,868 Member
    edited October 2021
    At the next company get-together, go ahead and ask the boss' wife how old she is and how much she weighs. She loves to answer personal questions. It'll probably help cinch your next promotion.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    If you see a girl walking around with her fly down, feel free to tell her. Specially when she is with her bf. It won't be awkward at all and they both will appreciate it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,868 Member
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    tighten your arm muscles as much as possible before getting a shot
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
    Whenever a dog wags its tail, it means they want you to pull it tightly🐕
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Have a baby...it'll fix your relationship
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
    Wow I do this all the time. Usually to show them I’m annoyed with them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,868 Member
    Give little kids sugar right before bedtime. It calms them down.
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Onerom1 wrote: »
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.

    I wanna try this
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Mix that bleach and ammonia, it won't do any harm to your eyes, nose, throat, and lungs.

  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄

    Better yet, that couch is pretty handy. :) No need to make a slimy mess of a shirt.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄

    Better yet, that couch is pretty handy. :) No need to make a slimy mess of a shirt.

    Sound advice Reenie 😆
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,868 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄

    Better yet, that couch is pretty handy. :) No need to make a slimy mess of a shirt.

    Better yet - your girlfriend's parent's couch. That will endear you to them.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Get back with your ex
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Valentine’s gift idea. You’re welcome.
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Valentine’s gift idea. You’re welcome.
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    I kinda like it 😂
  • KobiHensley
    KobiHensley Posts: 78 Member
    It's okay to hug strangers, it shows that you care about them. <3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Be more trusting with your money.. send your savings to that guy that cold called you for him to invest..
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Answer every single one of your emails that pop up in your junk folder. They're not spam, they're legit offers.
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    This was a good thread. Why did it die?

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