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  • AriesFLAriesFL Posts: 812Member Member Posts: 812Member Member
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    Buy1Get1Free wrote: »
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Posts: 158Member Member Posts: 158Member Member
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver
  • nitaliebennitalieben Posts: 524Member Member Posts: 524Member Member
    Also, picking your nose at work is a show of dominance. Promotion guaranteed.
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 2,003Member Member Posts: 2,003Member Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    Buy1Get1Free wrote: »
    TheMrWobbly wrote: »
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”

    Thank you @AriesFL I knew you wouldn't let me down 🙂
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    Set your work clocks back a couple of hours so you can leave early. Your boss would like you showing the initiative.
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Posts: 158Member Member Posts: 158Member Member
    If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot
  • nitaliebennitalieben Posts: 524Member Member Posts: 524Member Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot

    Solid advice. Actually, as long as the work title says HR you should probably hit on them regardless of gender. That's how you secure pay raises and perks.
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 5,446Member Member Posts: 5,446Member Member
    if you are ever confronted by a kangaroo get behind it bc kangaroos cant jump backwards
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 10,008Member Member Posts: 10,008Member Member
    If you were really just bugging her, don't worry I'm pretty sure she would just tell you
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 10,008Member Member Posts: 10,008Member Member
    Eat big to get big
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Posts: 7,026Member Member Posts: 7,026Member Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver

    Omg. That literally made me lol. 🤣
  • minimiss669minimiss669 Posts: 24Member Member Posts: 24Member Member
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,161Member Member Posts: 2,161Member Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    lil mind games are an acquired skill that ages like fine wine, people only tell u to grow up bc they don’t want your power to grow stronger

    😏I knew it! People trying to take down my super power!
  • RyotaFujikawaRyotaFujikawa Posts: 408Member Member Posts: 408Member Member
    Cut the lawn with scissors so you can get every blade even!
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Posts: 1,031Member Member Posts: 1,031Member Member
    If you need a massage just make a voodoo doll of yourself and give it a back rub
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 10,008Member Member Posts: 10,008Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
    she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longer
    minimiss669 wrote: »
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.

    I knew it 😏
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