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  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
  • nitaliebennitalieben Member, Premium Posts: 660 Member Member, Premium Posts: 660 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    shhhhh! my director took that seriously. yuck!
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    michaelroode1980 wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    Sure 😂

    It’s not sexual harassment if there’s mistletoe
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 33,564 Member Member Posts: 33,564 Member
    There is no such thing as bad advice!
  • RyotaFujikawaRyotaFujikawa Member Posts: 420 Member Member Posts: 420 Member
    Ignore your cat even when he scratches your arms, licks your fingers, sheds on you, and threatens you with violence (he wants to be brushed and doesn't take "busy" for an answer :D)
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,120 Member Member Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,120 Member Member Posts: 3,120 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    send a “text„ to her sister. she won’t mind 🙃

    Is there a meaning to the weird quotes?

    He wrote it on a plane and crossed in to Australian airspace while still typing the word.

    😂
  • theresa120theresa120 Member Posts: 18,039 Member Member Posts: 18,039 Member
    There are a million videos on how to cut your own bangs. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member
    Leave you Facebook logged in in my office nothing will happen to your profile
  • TwitchyMacGeeTwitchyMacGee Member Posts: 3,120 Member Member Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-
    do you like him and want to "shoot your shot"?
    DO NOT say anything to him- just think about him instead!

    and if he doesn't respond? get mad at him!

    You read my handbook?
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,324 Member Member Posts: 2,324 Member
    If your crush doesn't want you break into their house and leave gifts on their pillow whilst they sleep, they will admire your persistence and soon come round.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,955 Member Member Posts: 11,955 Member
    Don't worry...

    Women are never just being nice... 😏

    But guys, we're always just being nice... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    You should try babysitting to earn extra money. It’s easy and kids are cute
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 11,955 Member Member Posts: 11,955 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never say “i’m sorry”

    instead you should say “im sorry ur hurt enough to feel like u deserve an apology”

    😂... I freaking love this guy
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 8,972 Member Member Posts: 8,972 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    If someone does not accept your FR, it probably means that it did not go through. You should call them out in a public thread. Put them on the spot to either accept it reject you right then and there. People respect that.

    Yeah...about that. I’m sorry.
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