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  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 13,175 Member
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    Never ask before you pet a stranger's dog. Dog people are offended when you ask for permission. Go ahead -- play with the paws; dogs LOVE that.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Cut your own hair... If you *kitten* up your fade it's no matter... She'll think your adorably quirky and cute af 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Cut your own hair... If you *kitten* up your fade it's no matter... She'll think your adorably quirky and cute af 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Especially if she’s a dork too!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,010 Member
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    1sphere wrote: »
    Join a gym, and write a letter of complaint if you don't get big after one month of training there

    Does this work similarly if I don’t get small? Or....my friend, if my friend doesn’t get small. Asking for her.
  • kdbulger
    kdbulger Posts: 396 Member
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    To see if your friends and family love you, definitely wait for them to call or message you. Playing distant will get you lots of attention.
  • ericatoday1
    ericatoday1 Posts: 50 Member
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    Just grab her by the *kitten*.... She'll love it.... If you're famous
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    dallsop417 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂

    Accidentally or “accidentally”?
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
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    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂

    Accidentally or “accidentally”?

    Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    dallsop417 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    tired of waiting for her to respond to you?

    "accidentally" text her "no im busy tonight lol"
    she'll reply back immediately i promise

    I’ve actually done this before 😂

    Accidentally or “accidentally”?

    Accidentally on purpose. Something along the lines of, “was great meeting you last night, are you still coming over for a bbq?” It got a quick response and I managed to play it down like text was meant for a male friend of a friend I was out with. It got us talking again and after a few hours she accepted it wasn’t to a girl I met 😂

    😂 smh
  • kyle0404
    kyle0404 Posts: 33 Member
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    You don't need to practice/train, just immediately enter a competition. You'll totally win 😉
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    kyle0404 wrote: »
    You don't need to practice/train, just immediately enter a competition. You'll totally win 😉

    😏thanks for having faith in me.

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