The Bad Advice Thread
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When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.1
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If a q-tip or bobby pin can't seem to get the itch in your ear try using a penknife.1
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"well i think your hair looks nice like that" is a great compliment2
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"I'll hold your beer if you go light it."0
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happimess01 wrote: »When a girl touches her hair while talking to you, she likes you. Specially if it's armpit hair.
DIS ME!1 -
people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.2
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if you see someone who looks like they're carrying a bit of extra weight around their midsection, ask them how far along in their pregnancy they are. they will be flattered that you noticed.5
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if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.3
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kindalikevelma wrote: »if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"4 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"
HEALTHY appetite. Say it right4 -
give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.3
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keep her on her toes bc if she gets too comfortable she’ll stop trying5
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if she's important to you, do not under any circumstances let her know otherwise she'll start acting like she's important
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Make sure to compare her to your mom, on the very first date.
Or better yet, FaceTime your mom so she can give her 2c about your date2 -
Think you used enough Axe Body Spray? No way! Always use a little bit more!5
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"dont cry you look fat when you cry" is the only way you can actually stop someone from crying.8
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Compare everything with what the horoscope said for today , guys love that1
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No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.
If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.1 -
Diatonic12 wrote: »No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.
If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.
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drop a D pic first thing...60% of the time it works every time.0
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Next time you're having a few drinks, be sure to go on all your social media and tell people what you really think - your honesty will be appreciated!
And while you're at it, take a quick one off selfie and post it, you look great all "relaxed"5 -
Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.
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online relationship?
well don't get upset if she goes to beddy-bye at 6pm every night- that little angel had a hard day and needs her beauty rest 😫🥱🛏️3 -
After your SO has made an amazing, labour intensive meal - excuse yourself form the table with a "well, I'll let you clean up now, I have some stuff to do"
...they will appreciate your time management👍👍4 -
Gaslighting and ultimatums are the foundation of any strong relationship.🥰3
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Just bottle it up, buttercup...3
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Make eye contact with her when she's doing hip thrusts3
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Go ahead and tell a woman in the elevator ladies first is your motto so you can see what God gave them. They won’t think you’re a creepy old man and avoid you for the rest of your life.4
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if she types "lol" without actually laughing out loud, that means when she types "i love you" she doesn't mean that either.
just break up with her now bro and focus on your self7
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