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  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 6,351 Member Member Posts: 6,351 Member
    if you’ve decided you’re just not that into her, don’t stress yourself by telling her outright; just start dropping a lot of hints instead.

    like next time she sends you a selfie maybe just tell her “you have a really nice smile.” or maybe mention how “it’s great how confident you are!”
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 30,795 Member Member Posts: 30,795 Member
    When you SO ask, tell them it's not the jeans making their butt look big.
    They'll appreciate the honesty. Trust me!
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,043 Member Member Posts: 2,043 Member
    For all the rubbish presents you got keep the wrapping and the gift tag. Re-wrap them and just cross out and change the 'from and 'to' so you can give it back to them next year.
  • amorfati601070amorfati601070 Member Posts: 1,725 Member Member Posts: 1,725 Member
    Low carb diets.
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,613 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,613 Member
    See that banana peel there? Step on it..
  • ladyAyeeladyAyee Member, Premium Posts: 30 Member Member, Premium Posts: 30 Member
    I’ll watch your baby 😂😂😂
  • ladyAyeeladyAyee Member, Premium Posts: 30 Member Member, Premium Posts: 30 Member
    That ain’t nothin, watch this..
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 466 Member Member Posts: 466 Member
    Lift with your back. Quick twisting jerking motion when picking up heavy things
  • neilwijneilwij Member, Premium Posts: 1,613 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,613 Member
    Of course you should buy that box of 100 hats that have " Patriots Superbowl Champions 2020" embroided on them, they're a bargain.👌
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Member Posts: 5,569 Member Member Posts: 5,569 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you’ve decided you’re just not that into her, don’t stress yourself by telling her outright; just start dropping a lot of hints instead.

    like next time she sends you a selfie maybe just tell her “you have a really nice smile.” or maybe mention how “it’s great how confident you are!”

    or just leave on read and then send cheerful meme like a day later
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 7,350 Member Member Posts: 7,350 Member
    When the IRS calls you telling you you’re going to jail. LISTEN TO THEM. No matter what. Going to Target and buying iTunes Gifts cards for them is a small price to pay for your freedom. It’s awesome that they are willing to work with you on this “very serious matter”. If you don’t remember not paying your taxes, you’re wrong. They know more. Pay them already.
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 6,351 Member Member Posts: 6,351 Member
    if you tell her “stop being so dramatic”, she’ll calm down immediately
  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 466 Member Member Posts: 466 Member
    If you are unsure where you want to eat, ask your girlfriend. She will know.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Member Posts: 5,822 Member Member Posts: 5,822 Member
    A good relationship is based on brutal, unmerciful honesty. Always say exactly what you are thinking and you can’t go wrong.
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 812 Member Member Posts: 812 Member
    You should always pull someone’s finger when asked.
  • DWBalboaDWBalboa Member Posts: 30,795 Member Member Posts: 30,795 Member
    Brahma bulls like it when you kick them in the sack from behind. Friends for life afterwards.
  • tuddy315tuddy315 Member Posts: 7,000 Member Member Posts: 7,000 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.

    Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.
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