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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    rainandsilence wrote: »
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    Ppff... Yeeaahh Riiigghhhtt 😂
  • mthwbrwn
    mthwbrwn Posts: 104 Member
    "The only reason I've
    been able to be so
    literarily successful
    is my focus has never,
    ever for one minute
    been writing."

    - Stephen King
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    Read one that got closed about eating 800 calories a day. Talking about feeling week. I suggest you try this diet
  • sugaswife14
    sugaswife14 Posts: 2 Member
    Sure go on a crash diet you definitely won't develop an eating disorder. (Thanks kendal smh)
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.

    Omg. I know someone that says “how does the horse eat corn?” And squeezes your inner thigh while yelling “crunch crunch crunch”. Wtf. Ew.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.

    Omg. I know someone that says “how does the horse eat corn?” And squeezes your inner thigh while yelling “crunch crunch crunch”. Wtf. Ew.

    Wtf 🤣
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's yellling at you over something stupid, just reach out and jiggle her arm fat, she'll stop immediately.

    In my twenties I briefly dated a man who would grab the fat on my inner thigh and shout “thunder!” That ended well.

    Omg. I know someone that says “how does the horse eat corn?” And squeezes your inner thigh while yelling “crunch crunch crunch”. Wtf. Ew.

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  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    Bring her toilet paper, she will love it.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    once she adds you on her social media you should immediately go 40+ weeks back and like all her pics.

    make sure and leave lots of emojis in the comments too. the winky face. the tongue sticking out. the heart eyes.

    and start calling her "babe" immediately

    And you’re positive if I try this again I won’t get ghosted again right?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    I’ve got nothing. But I wanna read more of your bad advice...bump.
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    If at first you dont succeed, try, try, again. Just leave lots of dms, vm, texts. They'll realize you're amazing.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Always text while Marvin Gaye'n
  • indigoblu74
    indigoblu74 Posts: 86 Member
    Just pour some apple cider vinegar onnit.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Just buy it...worry about the monthly payments later
  • av_2905
    av_2905 Posts: 34 Member
    Remember to take the vegetables off of your double bacon cheeseburger to lower the calories you consume. ✌️
  • mtaratoot
    mtaratoot Posts: 14,375 Member
    Touch your face!
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me except for the divorced and single part.

    Lies. All lies. You hit the retail part. Thats all. 🤷‍♀️

    Stop trying to take my spot!!!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    Do become a washed up, 50yr old, divorced single mom, working retail paying minimum wage & spending majority of your time on random forums.

    😢scary.

    Dis me.
    And thank you. Its hard to get this gig without others trying to hone in on my territory.

    I love you ❤️

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