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  • Posts: 195 Member
    Ladies, go through his phone while he sleeps. You will only find things about how much he likes you and texts to his guy friends about how you might be the one.

    Tell him when he wakes up. He will appreciate how much you care.
  • Posts: 148 Member
    DouchetownBrohouse wrote: »
    Ladies, go through his phone while he sleeps. You will only find things about how much he likes you and texts to his guy friends about how you might be the one.

    Tell him when he wakes up. He will appreciate how much you care.

    Works like a charm. And don't allow him to go alone to meet his friends, you're his trophy, he should show you off at all times
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    make sure and include the phrase "you don't have to respond" at the end of your first toxic rekindle the relationship text after 3 years of no contact
  • Posts: 575 Member
    Go ahead, better to ask forgiveness than permission
  • Posts: 148 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    Heeyy that's not bad advice 😂...

    That's actually my motto in life 😂

    Mine too 🤣🤣
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    yelpat1976 wrote: »
    Text 'K' to your significant other during an argument.

    K
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    It's safe to believe everything you read on the internet.
  • Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's happy with her eyebrows

    One day, when you’re feeling generous, I’d love for you to tell me how you think of these terrible, terrible things
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
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    ..... never hire an electrician without eyebrows

    You always give the best advice oh sage one 🙏
  • Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's happy with her eyebrows

    My brow girl compliments me on mine every time I get mine done!...?...!
    So HA!
  • Posts: 246 Member
    Her “Did it break?” Him “no, just keep going”😆😳😒
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    not sure what to talk about with her? just start talking about the weather
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Everyone appreciates a good set of boobs. Stare at all of them and point them out to your lady in public.
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Always do your 1 rep max with no spotter
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Make sure you squat spot people you don't know. Don't be afraid to really get in there. It is always appreciated.
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Send me friend requests.
  • Posts: 195 Member
    Always, always comment on her weight gain or bloat.
  • Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    not sure what to talk about with her? just start talking about the weather

    Hockey works too
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    never be afraid to tell her what a great friend she is
  • Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never be afraid to tell her what a great friend she is

    Ooh, especially after she’s admitted to feeling different around you lately
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    never be afraid to tell her what a great friend she is

    or how she’s like the sister you never had.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
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    or how she’s like the sister you never had.

    this is why you're SUCH a good friend
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    when someone gets a haircut, or changes anything about their appearance, make sure to ask “did you mean for it to look like that?”
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited August 2020
    let her know that the reason you are getting her flowers every week is because you have a crush on the florist.
  • Posts: 2,116 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
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    or how she’s like the sister you never had.

    idk i like being “like a stepsister” anyways
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    Walking her home and following her home are one and the same thing.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    "thank you for making me laugh ❤️"
    is the greenest of lights, man- time to send her at least 3 pics. carpe diem.

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