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  • dr_mundo
    dr_mundo Posts: 24 Member
    Listen to the voices.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited August 2020
    Pro tip!
    comment "ur cute, lol" to her selfie - she'll surely deduce that by saying "lol" you're kidding and really mean "hot"
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    text your ex.
    they miss you so much
  • hunnahs26
    hunnahs26 Posts: 288 Member
    Just the tip, I promise.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    liquid dish soap and dishwasher detergent can be used interchangeably.
  • hunnahs26
    hunnahs26 Posts: 288 Member
    No flashlight on your phone? Take a photo of the sun, and use it in the dark.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    next time your crush posts a selfie, make sure to comment "i really like your confidence!"

    “You’re so brave”
  • kevin_smoove
    kevin_smoove Posts: 350 Member
    Chinese take-out that's been in the fridge for a week. Yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    next time your crush posts a selfie, make sure to comment "i really like your confidence!"

    “You’re so brave”

    "those glasses are really cute on you lol"
  • anj32694
    anj32694 Posts: 35 Member
    “You’re a great dancer!”
    - Empty Wine Bottle
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Hornets get a bad rap, they are actually sweethearts that love to be cuddled. Go hug one today.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you REALLY want her to like you, just start talking to her. constantly. make sure she really understands that you're "there" for her.

    also be sure to hit her up every five minutes to ask what she's doing.
  • anl90
    anl90 Posts: 928 Member
    If you don't have a charger readily available, just put your phone in the microwave for about 30 seconds, and you are good to go!

    Thank me later. ;)
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
    You should text your ex and tell them you miss them. And if you lack courage to do it just have a few glasses of wine and you'll be fine.
  • _canadianbakin_
    _canadianbakin_ Posts: 413 Member
    Text 'K' to your significant other during an argument.
  • tnh2o
    tnh2o Posts: 161 Member
    Jump! I'll catch you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.

    Nah, poison ivy leaves are better
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Melt that ice in your windshield with some boiling water. Helps you get to work faster in the winter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    There may come a time when you run out of toilet paper, I heard sandpaper is a great substitute.

    Nah, poison ivy leaves are better

    Duly noted :D
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    definitely become friends with @PaperDoll_ and then ask her to sing for you. Your day will be made.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"

    That oughta do it!

    For real tho, please say that to some random woman while waiting in line at the grocery store
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    jiggling her arm fat during an argument will instantly calm her down

    Tell her to "relax", then jiggle her arm fat, and tell her her angry face is giving her wrinkles

    "jeez why don't you smile more sweetheart hahahahaha"

    That oughta do it!

    For real tho, please say that to some random woman while waiting in line at the grocery store

    its almost as good as driving past her, rolling down the window and catcalling her

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