The Bad Advice Thread
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Just do anything that someone follows up your hesitation with by saying "No balls!".
Like, "Bro, go grab that electric fence with both hands and see how long you can hold on." and you're like "ummm... I dunno...", and they are like "No balls!".
Nike that sh1t and just do it.2 -
Make sure to 'like' all your social media posts as soon as you post them. It's the purest form of self love and your connections will love it.2
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Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK2 -
happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked2 -
happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏
She didn't get blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked
We both know I won’t though. 😏
She didn't blocked, she just got friended on more channels. 😍
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
She wasn’t kidding guys........swoon.
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
I'm sorry. I meant LICK
Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
She wasn’t kidding guys........swoon.
Oh I never kid 😏1 -
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You don't have to use a condom as long as you pull out.1
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When she cooks you a nice, big, complicated meal , take a bite, put the fork down:
1. say meh
2. ask for peanut butter
3. put the plate on the floor and call the dog
4. turn away and start furiously texting1 -
All good relationships go through ups and downs and cheating is just one of the downs. No reason why you can't get past it.3 -
ladies- the only reason he's not texting you back is cause he's asleep and dreaming about you 🥰
so don't worry about a thing6 -
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When there are no seats available and a beautiful lady is looking around for somewhere to sit down tell her you'll clear off a place for her to sit then very deliberately wipe off your face.2
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If you're out for a hike with someone and a wild turkey comes out of the bushes and scares your companion and they shriek and push you in front of it (to "save" themself)
...they are a keeper! Thats true love, right there!3 -
i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you
Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you
Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"
It also increases cortisol, and we all know what that does to you 🤷🏽♂️4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈
Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.1 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈
Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.
I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...
Regardless I get your message 💕2 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽♂️🙈
Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.
I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...
Regardless I get your message 💕
Idk....I’ve always thought of it as a 1 on 1 thing too. But....since mfp is one big family (your most important family really.....ok 2nd) I’m considering it one large group ghosting if you do it. People do it all the time here, right? Usually they come back though so now I wonder....is temporary ghosting a thing?2 -
when they say
"im not interested in any drama"
they really mean it4 -
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The easiest way to hook up with a hot chick is to become roommates with her.3
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