The Bad Advice Thread

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    "lower your voice" is a perfectly okay statement to make when she's already upset with you

    add:

    When you're wrong, and you always are..... and then when you raise your voice, you're even more wrong.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    wait until *juuuuuuust* after the blessing and the plates are served on thanksgiving, before you drop the classic "sure is a shame about the election isn't it guys"
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    wait until *juuuuuuust* after the blessing and the plates are served on thanksgiving, before you drop the classic "sure is a shame about the election isn't it guys"

    I'll be substituting the words:

    "Donald Trump" for turkey.... "Hunter Biden" for mashed potatoes, "Covid Vaccine" instead of cranberry sauce.

    Pumpkin Pie will be renamed: "Maybe Rush Limbaugh was right all of this time after all ??"

    All we will then need is the traditional drunk uncle, attempting to pass dishes to the left, ( No, Uncle Charles... the other left ) and Thanksgiving Dinner will be a complete success.


    .... plus the Lions need to lose.
  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    Drink coffee at 6 pm to get pumped for your workout.
    Then do vigorous exercise for at least 30 minutes.

    You will get the best night's sleep.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    JessBbody wrote: »
    Drink coffee at 6 pm to get pumped for your workout.
    Then do vigorous exercise for at least 30 minutes.

    You will get the best night's sleep.

    I was about to say this is awful advice😂😂😂, then I remembered where I was 😬
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 683 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    JessBbody wrote: »
    Drink coffee at 6 pm to get pumped for your workout.
    Then do vigorous exercise for at least 30 minutes.

    You will get the best night's sleep.

    I was about to say this is awful advice😂😂😂, then I remembered where I was 😬

    You somehow perfectly summarized my nightly endeavors..... :astonished:
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    buy her some protein powder and a cheap shaker cup for christmas
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    It’s okay to live with your stalker, he’ll change
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    thanksgiving is over.

    that means now its okay to tell her how dry the turkey was.
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if you wanna be her lover, first you gotta get with her friends; then it'll last forever, because friendship never ends
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    I am shooketh
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    ask her if she's mad at you
  • scratchmyTwitch
    scratchmyTwitch Posts: 218 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know
  • Miz_Owl
    Miz_Owl Posts: 3,026 Member
    When you lose electricity from a snowstorm.
    Put your generator inside your house .
  • BrettWithPKU
    BrettWithPKU Posts: 575 Member
    Miz_Owl wrote: »
    When you lose electricity from a snowstorm.
    Put your generator inside your house .

    And make sure to leave your main breaker CLOSED. Your neighbors deserve backup power every bit as much as you do.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know

    so you're saying it's okay to ask her often then
  • scratchmyTwitch
    scratchmyTwitch Posts: 218 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    scratchmyTwitch wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ask her if she's mad at you

    It’s good advice if you really want to know

    so you're saying it's okay to ask her often then

    you’re difficult 😁❤️
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    go out drinking with your girls on Friday night and then send him taylor swift songs even though you haven't spoken in weeks
  • taglazar1
    taglazar1 Posts: 277 Member
    When working with electricity never turn off breakers and do not wear gloves. When possible lick your fingers prior to touching wires
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Diet foods will help you lose weight.
    Use a detox when you want to reset your body.
    You can outexercise everything.

    It you were actually 'toxed' you would croak within a few days. It would mean your liver and kidneys are shutting down. There is no detox in the world that can fix it when things go sideways with your internal organs. There is no such thing as a food reset. When you are done with the imaginary food reset you will be right back where you started especially if you fall right back into your old eating patterns. Both are useless.
  • JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS
    JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS Posts: 93 Member
    Get married
  • JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS
    JACKRABBITnotsoSLIMS Posts: 93 Member
    Don’t wash your hands before leaving the restroom unless you actually peed on them

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