The Bad Advice Thread
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
Wait, that’s not a compliment? Like, I just meant that your so smart and have a huge brain so it’s only natural that you have a a huge gourd to hold it.2 -
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when she texts that long angry paragraph to you because you did something wrong,
make sure to pick out the most insignificant part of it to dispute.2 -
when she texts that long angry paragraph to you because you did something wrong,
make sure to pick out the most insignificant part of it to dispute.
“i cant believe u spent all my money on some bs ps5 sayin u would stay home more and then said u were going out with your BOYS but took out your *kitten* *kitten* ex gf to like 2 different clubs and then posted a pic of her in your lap with y’all drinking sprites at the in n out burger, wtf!!”
“i aint even order a sprite”6 -
When your man is mad call him "baby girl"8
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you know those little foam beauty blender things she's got with her makeup?
you can use those to polish the rims on your truck5 -
Just take a chance. It's probably only a fart.3
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Base all of your decisions on the advice of those who don't have to deal with the results.7
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It’s never too early to start thinking of spring/summer gift giving. This makes a perfect Mother’s Day, birthday gift. “Just because”. But you have to plan ahead a little when you do a remodel etc. so I’m putting it out there now. I can’t speak for men but women LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sort of thing.
When were you in my yard? 🤔0 -
buy her these
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eat three square meals a day0
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All guys want to stay in the Friend Zone forever!0
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brustmannzwei wrote: »
can u imagine someone hacking into a vibrator app that is some chaotic *kitten* lmao1 -
When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.7
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.
oh i can do this. here we go:
"roses are red
violets are blue
your mother has flabby arms
and you do too"6 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.
oh i can do this. here we go:
"roses are red
violets are blue
your mother has flabby arms
and you do too"
Lol 😂
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.
oh i can do this. here we go:
"roses are red
violets are blue
your mother has flabby arms
and you do too"
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Umm, 'bond touch'!?? I say "stalker much"
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.
I have a new catch phrase. Thank you.2 -
When she tells you she loves you to bits, always reply with "I love your bits too."2
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Keep wearing your muzzles (Masks) even in bed at night to reduce your o2 levels and increase your carbon dioxide levels.1
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get her pregnant this cuffing season and then she can't leave you next beach season
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Don't exercise to lose weight. That's not what exercise is for. Exercise is for health and fitness.
If you're exercising to lose weight you're barking up the wrong tree.
I cannot take credit for this golden nugget of sage advice. I've stolen it from some of the all-knowing gods of fitness found right here in these forums.4 -
don't have a ps5? want one?
just start dating you a married girl who bought one for her husband. then you can share that too.and delete all his saves every time you're done using it
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If she added you on LinkedIn, she definitely wants you to add her on Insta and Snap.0
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if you want her to reply back faster, just start an argument.5
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Make sure to point out everything she has in common with your ex, good or bad. She’s going to be so impressed with your good memory and strong analytical skills.2
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