The Bad Advice Thread

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    if you ever find yourself taking a waitress/server out for dinner, then you should surprise her by taking her out to the same place she works at.

    all her friends are there and she'll be more comfortable in general. plus she'll appreciate you for doing something different than every guy she knew before.
    plus you can "oops sorry babe i forgot my wallet can we just use your discount or something cmon they know you here its not a problem right" your way into a second date if you're lucky B)
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Don't let a man pay for anything on a date.

    30-yrs later... oh, < Insert huge eyeroll > F'n forget it...

    My mum is filled with nothing but horrid advice on every subject. Don't know how her 7 kids survived, but that sibling map looks like a bleedin' bloody battlefield.
  • bby_dvll
    bby_dvll Posts: 429 Member
    if ur ever hungry just eat some of the grapes out of every bag in a food store. who’s gonna know?
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    bby_dvll wrote: »
    if ur ever hungry just eat some of the grapes out of every bag in a food store. who’s gonna know?

    And all the free samples bc free
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    text her first. text her often.
    she'll forget about you otherwise.

    ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    text her first. text her often.
    she'll forget about you otherwise.

    ask her if everything is okay if youre not sure.

    This is actual good advice. I feel like you’re really mixed up today.

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  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"

    right?
  • strangeanimal55
    strangeanimal55 Posts: 87 Member
    PAWGliacci wrote: »
    doesnt matter how long its been since you last talked- its never too late to randomly crawl out of the woodwork and text them "hey"

    Make sure you're drunk too so you have that excuse in your back pocket
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Summer, squelchingly hot, humid Boston evening, Faneuil Hall.

    Friend #1: It's too hot to eat. Let's get giant banana splits for dinner.

    Friend #2: It's still too hot, I don't have a/c at home... let's go for a beer.

    2-3 beers later, 4 friends, the aftermath...

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  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,443 Member
    If you are cold, eat Jalapeño's
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,747 Member
    If you are hot jump in a ice bath for 2 hours =)
  • PAWGliacci
    PAWGliacci Posts: 346 Member
    you can totally change him! just keep at it sis
  • BraydanTaffy
    BraydanTaffy Posts: 504 Member
    Mayonnaise is a great hair conditioner.

    With waist length hair at the time, slathered in mayo, it took 2-wks to wash the smell out of my hair. I was a teen. To this day, the smell of mayo makes me wretch.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Smell this ,
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    Eat a tiramisu this weekend
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Haha got to repeat an earlier post, omg

    Take a laxative for a bad cough.
  • steelrod1
    steelrod1 Posts: 127 Member
    Just rub some dirt on it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,426 Member
    edited October 2021
    At the next company get-together, go ahead and ask the boss' wife how old she is and how much she weighs. She loves to answer personal questions. It'll probably help cinch your next promotion.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    If you see a girl walking around with her fly down, feel free to tell her. Specially when she is with her bf. It won't be awkward at all and they both will appreciate it.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,426 Member
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    tighten your arm muscles as much as possible before getting a shot
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    edited October 2021
    Whenever a dog wags its tail, it means they want you to pull it tightly🐕
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Have a baby...it'll fix your relationship
  • drinkhorlicks
    drinkhorlicks Posts: 53 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    It isn't necessary to use turn signals when driving. In fact, most drivers prefer you just dart right in front of them with no warning. It makes the morning commute more fun.
    Wow I do this all the time. Usually to show them I’m annoyed with them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Don't use tissues when your nose runs.. thats what sleeves are for.. 😄
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 20,426 Member
    Give little kids sugar right before bedtime. It calms them down.
  • Onerom1
    Onerom1 Posts: 355 Member
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Onerom1 wrote: »
    If you run super fast towards a brick wall face first, you will leave an outline of your body as you slam straight through the brick wall.

    I wanna try this
  • cheese_cake_
    cheese_cake_ Posts: 35 Member
    Mix that bleach and ammonia, it won't do any harm to your eyes, nose, throat, and lungs.

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