The Bad Advice Thread

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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    edited August 2020
    people love to hear your opinions about politics on linkedin. bonus points for profanity; that just shows passion.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    if you're on a date, be sure to order for the other person. it will show them how thoughtful you are.

    alternatively- let her order whatever she wants because you "like a woman with an appetite"

    HEALTHY appetite. Say it right
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    give compliments "i dont usually like that look on the women i date, but it kind of works for you". it will make her feel unique and beautiful.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's important to you, do not under any circumstances let her know otherwise she'll start acting like she's important

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    Agreed... Give her absolutely no attention, no fun...
    And she'll crave that *kitten*... 😏
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,133 Member
    Make sure to compare her to your mom, on the very first date.
    Or better yet, FaceTime your mom so she can give her 2c about your date
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,133 Member
    Compare everything with what the horoscope said for today , guys love that
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    No dates. Only updates. Constant texting.

    If they like you, you'll know. If they don't you will always be be confused. That's it in a nutshell and not the whole bushel.

    sh
  • SwolehouseBrotown
    SwolehouseBrotown Posts: 196 Member
    drop a D pic first thing...60% of the time it works every time.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    Just stand there, it's cool, you won't get blown overboard.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    online relationship?

    well don't get upset if she goes to beddy-bye at 6pm every night- that little angel had a hard day and needs her beauty rest 😫🥱🛏️
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    After your SO has made an amazing, labour intensive meal - excuse yourself form the table with a "well, I'll let you clean up now, I have some stuff to do"

    ...they will appreciate your time management👍👍
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Just bottle it up, buttercup...
  • salkavalka
    salkavalka Posts: 148 Member
    Make eye contact with her when she's doing hip thrusts
  • MoonOverMyHammies7
    MoonOverMyHammies7 Posts: 587 Member
    Go ahead and tell a woman in the elevator ladies first is your motto so you can see what God gave them. They won’t think you’re a creepy old man and avoid you for the rest of your life.
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    edited August 2020
    Just do anything that someone follows up your hesitation with by saying "No balls!".

    Like, "Bro, go grab that electric fence with both hands and see how long you can hold on." and you're like "ummm... I dunno...", and they are like "No balls!".

    Nike that sh1t and just do it.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Make sure to 'like' all your social media posts as soon as you post them. It's the purest form of self love and your connections will love it.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Screenshot all the pictures ladies post and send it back to them in a DM with the word LIKE. They love this.

    I'm sorry. I meant LICK

    Ugh. Now I gotta go redo every single one of those DMs. 😠

    If there is any justice in this world, you will get blocked

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