Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    If he’s finicky about archaic grammar rules
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    If he has more feelings then me.
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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she says she's "too tired" and all she did was make breakfast, go to work, food shopping, clean the house, makes dinner, and bakes a cake... Like wtf I need to be pleasured or else I'm cranky

    or. Cake
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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she can't chill with a bottle of wine on the couch, listening to radiohead, watching my boy and I play zombies...
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    When he won’t learn the WAP challenge dance for me. 🤬
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she says she's "too tired" and all she did was make breakfast, go to work, food shopping, clean the house, makes dinner, and bakes a cake... Like wtf I need to be pleasured or else I'm cranky

    or. Cake

    Pleasure while eating cake 🤔

    ssb0ebmxioya.jpeg
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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited August 2020
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she says she's "too tired" and all she did was make breakfast, go to work, food shopping, clean the house, makes dinner, and bakes a cake... Like wtf I need to be pleasured or else I'm cranky

    or. Cake

    Pleasure while eating cake 🤔

    ssb0ebmxioya.jpeg

    How could you do this to me 😱

    i just posted my brains first reference pic for cake & pleasure
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius

    Does that go for any hybrid 😬
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    Why did you make me say that out loud!?
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    Why did you make me say that out loud!?

    “He was born with a squatted prius. NO DONT LOOK he’s very sensitive about it!”
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Picks me up in a Prius
    The only logical thing is to pretend you’re not home when he shows up in that thing. 😂

    Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius

    ...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition

    I’m definitely making fun a little bit.😬
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she can't handle me ghosting and reanimating biweekly, sometimes quarterly... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    If he interrupts my sleep for any reason other than fire.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If she's on the carnivore diet 🙄
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's a fisherperson from the decaying town of Innsmouth circa 1931

    ...and she’s religious, that’s important
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.

    so dirty girls are better then okay i got it
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

    crackedfeet.png




  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

    crackedfeet.png




    so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?

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