Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Keeping his socks on
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she doesn't appreciate the thoughtful little gifts i buy her 😤
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    When he expects me to wear the tacky *kitten* *kitten* he bought me (sweet sentiment...🤨 😧😞) in public
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Keeping his socks on

    That's why I prefer to be blindfolded sometimes.
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄

    You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When they wish you’d get pregnant so you’d be bustier.
  • dawson4027
    dawson4027 Posts: 3 Member
    Nasty attitude no personality.. not being helpful when I need u .poor hygiene I’m out not keeping clean house 🏡
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,744 Member
    Complaining that I don't offer enough for a relationship, then being inconsiderate of the time and attention I have offered.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

    I can take a hint, geez
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited August 2020
    When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

    I can take a hint, geez

    I would interpret this as...

    "Oh she wants me baaddllyy" 😏
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    texts back 23 hours later

    lmaooooooo
    good luck darlin like im not about to respond in 2.5 seconds
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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    Okay but what if she actively refrained from clapping when the plane landed
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    when u keep meowing at me when i’m clearly busy
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when they ask me if guys can get a rejuvenation procedure done too and if I would atleast consider it
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    edited September 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    texts back 23 hours later

    lmaooooooo
    good luck darlin like im not about to respond in 2.5 seconds

    Also the worst at this.

    I blame the ADD. 🤷🏼‍♀️
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    But what if they feel the best way to be for you is by helping you come to peace with a given situation or person 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I ask because I'm always doing this every time someone comes to me complaining about someone... I'm always trying to find the benefit of the doubt 😂
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    Thank you! Couldn't agree more.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    Thank you! Couldn't agree more.

    Well, perhaps the peacemaker had another side to share with you. One that was enlightening, diplomatic AF and correct. 😛

  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    I get this way sometimes where you better not come at me no matter how dead wrong i am or i will *kitten* mur- but mostly i want people to call me on my *kitten* if im wrong
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    I get this way sometimes where you better not come at me no matter how dead wrong i am or i will *kitten* mur- but mostly i want people to call me on my *kitten* if im wrong

    okay i was just imagine someone venting to me and then me being like “well if u look at from their point of view” and like i would never do that
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    I get this way sometimes where you better not come at me no matter how dead wrong i am or i will *kitten* mur- but mostly i want people to call me on my *kitten* if im wrong

    okay i was just imagine someone venting to me and then me being like “well if u look at from their point of view” and like i would never do that

    This is why I don't have friends. Once when I was a teen a friend called me upset for getting grounded for smoking something and I sided with her parents and she didn't speak to me for like, six months.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    I get this way sometimes where you better not come at me no matter how dead wrong i am or i will *kitten* mur- but mostly i want people to call me on my *kitten* if im wrong

    okay i was just imagine someone venting to me and then me being like “well if u look at from their point of view” and like i would never do that

    This is why I don't have friends. Once when I was a teen a friend called me upset for getting grounded for smoking something and I sided with her parents and she didn't speak to me for like, six months.

    well undying loyalty is pretty much my only decent trait. like i would def be the one okay with helping to bury the body and make an alibi but it might not be for the best anyways so
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    But what if they feel the best way to be for you is by helping you come to peace with a given situation or person 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I ask because I'm always doing this every time someone comes to me complaining about someone... I'm always trying to find the benefit of the doubt 😂

    Me to...gemini!

    I settle many arguments b/t people by pointing out stuff they like about the other and why they care and stuff.
    Mom always asks my opinion when she is pissed or offended at another family member or friend.

    Voice of reason...that can confuse myself!
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅
    When they play peacekeeper instead of taking my side 🙅

    omg me too, *kitten* that entirely

    like either youre with me or against me

    But what if they feel the best way to be for you is by helping you come to peace with a given situation or person 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I ask because I'm always doing this every time someone comes to me complaining about someone... I'm always trying to find the benefit of the doubt 😂

    Me to...gemini!

    I settle many arguments b/t people by pointing out stuff they like about the other and why they care and stuff.
    Mom always asks my opinion when she is pissed or offended at another family member or friend.

    Voice of reason...that can confuse myself!

    It does get me personally into a number of needless arguments...

    Like just yesterday someone was going on about how someone else is always imitating another person and saying that he may tell him to to stop if it continues...

    I think this person is imitating that person in an attempts to make fun of them sure... But because he secretly adores this person like a younger brother, I don't think it's as ill intended as they try to make it seem...

    Like of it came down to it, the imitator would be the first person to stand up and defend the guy he mocks...

    The person I spoke with thinks otherwise... May say something like...

    "Maybe you shouldn't imitate that guy"

    I think I'd say

    "We all know that you love that Dude"... 😂

    I'm pretty sure I've already said this to him in fact...
  • khall1984
    khall1984 Posts: 75 Member
    Poor hygiene, poor work ethic, when that second toe creeps past the first....nooooooo
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    khall1984 wrote: »
    Poor hygiene, poor work ethic, when that second toe creeps past the first....nooooooo

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    Good morning!
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    khall1984 wrote: »
    Poor hygiene, poor work ethic, when that second toe creeps past the first....nooooooo

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    Good morning!

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