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    Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      eatpolerepeat wrote: »
      Bunny slippers

      What about abominable snowman or Santa with a fluffy beard? 🙈
    • Posts: 2,545 Member
      I always like to say my deal breaker is smooshing slugs because what kind of person smooshes slugs????

      But really I have a lot more deal breakers in terms of dating:

      Polyamory- dealbreaker. I'm monogamous, we won't be compatible.
      Right wing politics - again, we won't be compatible.
      dishonesty- if i can't trust you, it's not going to work.

    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      iMago wrote: »
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      so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?

      and undo all this work from walking trails barefoot?
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      eatpolerepeat wrote: »
      Bunny slippers

      See if I ever dance for you again. 😤
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      eatpolerepeat wrote: »
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      Those too
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      😂 stick to singing 🤗

      I knew you loved my singing 😁
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      an overly high snapscore

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    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      eatpolerepeat wrote: »
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      😂 I know one you were interested in 😇

      Ah! You were behind that one! 😂
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      eatpolerepeat wrote: »
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      Moi? 😇

      I actually have a costume like that. 🤣
    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      Doesn’t know their 🍑 from their knees.
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      The second time she sets me on fire, it's over
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty

      🤣
    • Posts: 182 Member
      Keeping his socks on
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      when she doesn't appreciate the thoughtful little gifts i buy her 😤
      Spoiler
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      When he expects me to wear the tacky *kitten* *kitten* he bought me (sweet sentiment...🤨 😧😞) in public
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      ChrissyChickie wrote: »
      Keeping his socks on

      That's why I prefer to be blindfolded sometimes.
    • Posts: 14,307 Member
      When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄
    • Posts: 360 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
      When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄

      You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?
    • Posts: 14,307 Member
      BrustMannEiner wrote: »
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      You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?

      Naw man.....these should be in his ‘folio.
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    • Posts: 32,857 Member
      When they wish you’d get pregnant so you’d be bustier.
    • Posts: 3 Member
      Nasty attitude no personality.. not being helpful when I need u .poor hygiene I’m out not keeping clean house 🏡
    • Posts: 7,744 Member
      Complaining that I don't offer enough for a relationship, then being inconsiderate of the time and attention I have offered.
    • Posts: 1,000 Member
      When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

      I can take a hint, geez
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      edited August 2020
      Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
      When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

      I can take a hint, geez

      I would interpret this as...

      "Oh she wants me baaddllyy" 😏
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      texts back 23 hours later

      lmaooooooo
      good luck darlin like im not about to respond in 2.5 seconds
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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    • Posts: 2,465 Member
      iMago wrote: »
      when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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      Okay but what if she actively refrained from clapping when the plane landed
    • Posts: 2,116 Member
      when u keep meowing at me when i’m clearly busy
    • Posts: 9,073 Member
      when they ask me if guys can get a rejuvenation procedure done too and if I would atleast consider it

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