Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    What about abominable snowman or Santa with a fluffy beard? 🙈
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    I always like to say my deal breaker is smooshing slugs because what kind of person smooshes slugs????

    But really I have a lot more deal breakers in terms of dating:

    Polyamory- dealbreaker. I'm monogamous, we won't be compatible.
    Right wing politics - again, we won't be compatible.
    dishonesty- if i can't trust you, it's not going to work.

  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
    ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
    like a seal on the ice
    trying to evade a polar bear

    you just don’t lotion the bottom of your feet and then there’s no slippage

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    so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?

    and undo all this work from walking trails barefoot?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    See if I ever dance for you again. 😤
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    What about abominable snowman or Santa with a fluffy beard? 🙈

    Those too
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Bunny slippers

    See if I ever dance for you again. 😤

    😂 stick to singing 🤗

    I knew you loved my singing 😁
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    an overly high snapscore

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠

    😂 I know one you were interested in 😇

    Ah! You were behind that one! 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When he refuses to tell me his questions. 😠

    😂 I know one you were interested in 😇

    Ah! You were behind that one! 😂

    Moi? 😇

    I actually have a costume like that. 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Doesn’t know their 🍑 from their knees.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    The second time she sets me on fire, it's over
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when the hula hoop wind smells a little musty

    🤣
  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Keeping his socks on
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she doesn't appreciate the thoughtful little gifts i buy her 😤
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    When he expects me to wear the tacky *kitten* *kitten* he bought me (sweet sentiment...🤨 😧😞) in public
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    ChrissyChickie wrote: »
    Keeping his socks on

    That's why I prefer to be blindfolded sometimes.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄

    You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    BrustMannEiner wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When he only splurges for those “regular drips” and not the “drip drips”. 🙄

    You're not into sound financial techniques? Dividend reinvestment plans shouldn't be in his portfolio?

    Naw man.....these should be in his ‘folio.
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When they wish you’d get pregnant so you’d be bustier.
  • dawson4027
    dawson4027 Posts: 3 Member
    Nasty attitude no personality.. not being helpful when I need u .poor hygiene I’m out not keeping clean house 🏡
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,740 Member
    Complaining that I don't offer enough for a relationship, then being inconsiderate of the time and attention I have offered.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

    I can take a hint, geez
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited August 2020
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    When she's all "I don't want to see you ever again in this life or, potentially, the next if there is one"

    I can take a hint, geez

    I would interpret this as...

    "Oh she wants me baaddllyy" 😏
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    texts back 23 hours later

    lmaooooooo
    good luck darlin like im not about to respond in 2.5 seconds
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when you find out she actually told another man "bless you" when he sneezed one time

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    Okay but what if she actively refrained from clapping when the plane landed
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    when u keep meowing at me when i’m clearly busy
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    when they ask me if guys can get a rejuvenation procedure done too and if I would atleast consider it

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