Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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If he’s finicky about archaic grammar rules1
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If he has more feelings then me.1
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If she can't chill with a bottle of wine on the couch, listening to radiohead, watching my boy and I play zombies...1
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When he won’t learn the WAP challenge dance for me. 🤬2
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
How could you do this to me 😱
i just posted my brains first reference pic for cake & pleasure0 -
Picks me up in a Prius6
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
Does that go for any hybrid 😬2 -
KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius
...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius
...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition
Why did you make me say that out loud!?1 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius
...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition
Why did you make me say that out loud!?
“He was born with a squatted prius. NO DONT LOOK he’s very sensitive about it!”3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Picks me up in a Prius
Why do I feel like y’all are making fun of my squatted prius
...say that out loud, it sounds like an embarrassing medical condition
I’m definitely making fun a little bit.😬0 -
If she can't handle me ghosting and reanimating biweekly, sometimes quarterly... 🤷🏽♂️2
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If he interrupts my sleep for any reason other than fire.1
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If she's on the carnivore diet 🙄0
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if she's a fisherperson from the decaying town of Innsmouth circa 19315
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80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
like a seal on the ice
trying to evade a polar bear3 -
80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
like a seal on the ice
trying to evade a polar bear
This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.2 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »80 different bottles of lotion. stop the madness.
ma'am how do you even walk around after your shower routine without slipping on the floor
like a seal on the ice
trying to evade a polar bear
This makes me think of a young man of my acquaintance who, when asked what he liked about his (mean, cheating, not very attractive) girlfriend, said that he liked the way she lotioned after the shower.
so dirty girls are better then okay i got it3 -
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kindalikevelma wrote: »
so a pumice stone as a bday gift is in order yes?1
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