Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    if they delete my snap and my number and then pretend they dont know me i will almost maybe give up
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    Going somewhere!
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄

    Foiled by fungus again!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    overly dark arm hair

  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes

    scandalous
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Never seeing faces in their produce
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When I go in for that high five and she down grades me to a fist bump... 😬
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens

    The nudity is implied. If I were to come out and say it, there would be no tension or mystery on my posts in my favorite thread
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Never seeing faces in their produce

    i do this with potatoes and get oddly bonded to them and then I refuse to eat them so they end up just going dying alone slowly which is probably worse

    It’s probably not “worse” if you have the heart of a TYRANT
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Never seeing faces in their produce

    i do this with potatoes and get oddly bonded to them and then I refuse to eat them so they end up just going dying alone slowly which is probably worse

    Oohhh I can't wait until I have another argument with vegan now 🤗
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens

    The nudity is implied. If I were to come out and say it, there would be no tension or mystery on my posts in my favorite thread

    Everything you say makes me giggle
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    How you feel about arm hair so light you can't see it really...'till you hold it up to a light source and see a lot of it is sticking straight up or at a wonky angle?
    ...knew a girl like this, just curious
  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Never seeing faces in their produce

    i do this with potatoes and get oddly bonded to them and then I refuse to eat them so they end up just going dying alone slowly which is probably worse

    Oohhh I can't wait until I have another argument with vegan now 🤗

    Still gonna lose (give up)
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Never seeing faces in their produce

    My super cheapskate grandma bought me an eggplant once, it had a face (I thought!) - I dont like eggplant and she didn't intend to cook it - just bought it for me :heart:

    ...good memory!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    If this is considered a vegetable 3p140rparmq5.jpg


    Be gone, you evil temptress!!

    Have you seen the ads for the Cheetos Paws "limited edition"?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    How you feel about arm hair so light you can't see it really...'till you hold it up to a light source and see a lot of it is sticking straight up or at a wonky angle?
    ...knew a girl like this, just curious

    I am a girl like this 🤫😳
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    "dog mom" in her bio

    too many pictures of sunsets in her social media

    works in HR

    equestrians

    doesnt know how to fry eggs

    loved big bang theory

    zodiacs

    okay but i cant be blamed if mercury is in gatorade

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  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    "dog mom" in her bio

    too many pictures of sunsets in her social media

    works in HR

    equestrians

    doesnt know how to fry eggs

    loved big bang theory

    zodiacs

    okay but i cant be blamed if mercury is in gatorade

    m70e9n2oc8y7.gif

  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Men who would rather play video games than play sports outside.
  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Men with hair buns, skinny legs and wear Birkenstocks.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Men who would rather watch sports than take me to the lake
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

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