Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    Best thing about this thread is gonna be the next 5 times in a row I listen to Family Affair, thanks for the reminder
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Men who would rather watch sports than take me to the lake

    i understood this reference.
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    she one of those singers from the 60s?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    Best thing about this thread is gonna be the next 5 times in a row I listen to Family Affair, thanks for the reminder
    real love is a good one. @iMago agrees
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    When they drink the Kanyaid
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    Best thing about this thread is gonna be the next 5 times in a row I listen to Family Affair, thanks for the reminder
    real love is a good one. @iMago agrees

    No other songs, Family Affair lives in a semi-unique niche in my musical library
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    When they drink the Kanyaid

    now wait just a minute
  • ChrissyChickie
    ChrissyChickie Posts: 182 Member
    Men with hair buns, skinny legs and wear Birkenstocks.

    so basically everyone i’ve every been intimate with, wonderful.

    haha. I'm sorry.
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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When in the middle of a conversation she starts singing a verse of a song just because I said 1 word that's in that song. 🙄

    So judgey. I can have whole conversations this way
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Men who would rather watch sports than take me to the lake

    But... Are the playoffs on 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    You remind me of someone I once knew 🎶
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Men who would rather watch sports than take me to the lake

    But... Are the playoffs on 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    if he doesn’t appreciate the works of musical genius mary j blige.

    You remind me of someone I once knew 🎶

    Le sigh
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Men with hair buns, skinny legs and wear Birkenstocks.

    I knew a guy like this. I think he was vegan and didn’t bathe but he was 🔥
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Men with hair buns, skinny legs and wear Birkenstocks.

    I knew a guy like this. I think he was vegan and didn’t bathe but he was 🔥

    was his name Friendly?
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  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    When he makes a teeny tiny project into a huge one because he doesn’t know what he’s doing and somehow it’s your fault.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    marilyn monroe quotes
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    edited August 2020
    Unattended and excessive nose hair.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    Won't kiss the cat when I hold it up to thier face saying that, "The baby wants a kiss." when the cat clearly does not want a kiss but I'm looking at them like this 🥺.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Leaves voice notes instead of love notes :/
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Won't kiss the cat when I hold it up to thier face saying that, "The baby wants a kiss." when the cat clearly does not want a kiss but I'm looking at them like this 🥺.

    sounds like the setup to a youtube prank video where the cat mauls their face off
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Won't kiss the cat when I hold it up to thier face saying that, "The baby wants a kiss." when the cat clearly does not want a kiss but I'm looking at them like this 🥺.

    sounds like the setup to a youtube prank video where the cat mauls their face off

    My cats have learned thier fate and may only put one paw up in protest but they know it's futile. 😘😾😾
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    two (or more) calculator apps 😤
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    When I make sure I smell good and smooth before 😉
    and he doesn’t even think to lotion his crusty, sandpaper-like feet.

  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    two (or more) calculator apps 😤

    One of mine only looks like a calculator app 😏
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"

    What about Fry yay?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"

    What about Fry yay?

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