Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If I go over and the microwave looks like this 🤮aoswxfujq36n.jpg

    Gahh 🤢
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,542 Member
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    Non organized and doesn't keep house decently clean. I lived with someone for 3 years and she was a slob. We had great times and conversations, but I couldn't live with her always being irked by clothes all over the place, plates in the sink unwashed, make-up all over the counter sink, and papers just stacked up with no reason to put away.

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  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
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    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When they can’t cut their own sandwiches

    When they talk back and start thinking freely


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    Enjoy your sandwich 😁

    OHHH YOU EVIL WOMEN!

    Wait, for those who don’t like crust and have beards that is pretty clutch. Each piece you can get all the between the crust goodness and not get food or condiments in your beard. The crust is either eaten up to or slides between your teeth and cheek and can be pulled back out.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    If they dont enjoy back tickles
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
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    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    if they delete my snap and my number and then pretend they dont know me i will almost maybe give up
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    This is especially funny if he’s already nude when this happens
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    If he doesn’t at least threaten to send me nudes it’s going nowhere

    Shakes fist, threatens nudes

    Going somewhere!
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    If they don’t like mushrooms 🍄

    Foiled by fungus again!
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    overly dark arm hair

  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    overly dark arm hair

    Sending forearm nudes

    scandalous
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Never seeing faces in their produce

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