Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Cooking your chicken in NyQuil

    Dafaq is up with the youths these days - I mean I did a lot of stupid chit as a kid - but c’mon man

    The internet is poison

    Also, I refuse to believe you did anything stupid in your youth. I'm still coming to terms with the whole glass eating comment from yesterday.


    It’s simultaneously the best and worst invention of our life time - it can make smart ppl smarter and dumb ppl dumber -
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Cooking your chicken in NyQuil

    Dafaq is up with the youths these days - I mean I did a lot of stupid chit as a kid - but c’mon man

    The internet is poison

    Also, I refuse to believe you did anything stupid in your youth. I'm still coming to terms with the whole glass eating comment from yesterday.


    It’s simultaneously the best and worst invention of our life time - it can make smart ppl smarter and dumb ppl dumber -

    Damn, I was so afraid to open this bc I thought it was going to be a laundry list of the bad things you did as a kid. Thankfully I was wrong - yup, still a saint
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Cooking your chicken in NyQuil

    Dafaq is up with the youths these days - I mean I did a lot of stupid chit as a kid - but c’mon man

    The internet is poison

    Also, I refuse to believe you did anything stupid in your youth. I'm still coming to terms with the whole glass eating comment from yesterday.

    i’m just here for next time @cowsfan12 dark side comments

    My soul won't be able to handle it 😫

    Rainbows and butterflies from now on …. Maybe .. possibly..

    I blame @Reckoner67_again - I played his metal records backwards and now all I can think about is the occult -

    Maybe today satan?? 🤷‍♂️😂

  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Cooking your chicken in NyQuil

    Dafaq is up with the youths these days - I mean I did a lot of stupid chit as a kid - but c’mon man

    The internet is poison

    Also, I refuse to believe you did anything stupid in your youth. I'm still coming to terms with the whole glass eating comment from yesterday.

    i’m just here for next time @cowsfan12 dark side comments

    My soul won't be able to handle it 😫

    Rainbows and butterflies from now on …. Maybe .. possibly..

    I blame @Reckoner67_again - I played his metal records backwards and now all I can think about is the occult -

    Maybe today satan?? 🤷‍♂️😂

    Every day, Satan
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    They think The Giving Tree is an aspirational relationship
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
    That’s disappointing
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
    That’s disappointing

    It really is, I was hoping for those short shorts to hang my tool pouch from
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    tigrig wrote: »
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
    That’s disappointing

    It really is, I was hoping for those short shorts to hang my tool pouch from

    i’m sorry, what?

  • Merrysailor
    Merrysailor Posts: 127 Member
    Frosted tips and tighty whities

    Lawd. I done forgot about the frosted tips.... AND the tighty whities... *deep breathing*
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    tigrig wrote: »
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
    That’s disappointing

    It really is, I was hoping for those short shorts to hang my tool pouch from

    i’m sorry, what?

    I have a literal pouch on my belt that has a multi-tool , lockout lock, and flashlight on it 🤣 Don't be perverted 😮
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    tigrig wrote: »
    tigrig wrote: »
    Brown clothing from head to toe

    the UPS guy is hot

    He's the only exception bc of his package

    When she finds out you work for ups and ask to see the brown uniform but is let down cause you only have the blue and beige maintenance uniform 🤣🤷‍♂️
    That’s disappointing

    It really is, I was hoping for those short shorts to hang my tool pouch from

    i’m sorry, what?


    I have a literal pouch on my belt that has a multitool , lockout lock, and flashlight on it 🤣
    Don't be perverted 😮

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    He won’t let me touch his beard
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Taking me out for a burger at the local gas station

  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    If my panties look better on your head than they do on my body
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    If my panties look better on your head than they do on my body

    You're in luck, I look better without them 😏😆
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
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  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 571 Member
    Cuts his nails while in the shower
    and leaves his nastiness there.


  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,170 Member
    Cuts his nails while in the shower
    and leaves his nastiness there.


    Who dafaq cuts nails in the shower - wouldn’t this rust the clippers 🧐
  • nonchalantxo
    nonchalantxo Posts: 571 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Cuts his nails while in the shower
    and leaves his nastiness there.


    Who dafaq cuts nails in the shower - wouldn’t this rust the clippers 🧐

    Nasty *kitten*.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,286 Member
    When she calls me a wanker 😂
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 663 Member
    If she isn't ok with me touching da butta6add6md6bsd.jpg
  • dmsheehan29
    dmsheehan29 Posts: 14 Member
    Emotional basket cases and easily offended people.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    tigrig wrote: »
    If she isn't ok with me touching da butta6add6md6bsd.jpg

    There's only one place for people who don't like butts

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  • JaysFan82
    JaysFan82 Posts: 853 Member
    If I were to lay my head on her butt: would I fall asleep or end up with a sore head
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited September 2022
    Nvm, too much 😆
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    If they’re attracted to crazy. As much as I might like to I just don’t have the energy for that
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Guys named mike
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    He has daughter issues