Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    Leaves voice notes instead of love notes :/
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Won't kiss the cat when I hold it up to thier face saying that, "The baby wants a kiss." when the cat clearly does not want a kiss but I'm looking at them like this 🥺.

    sounds like the setup to a youtube prank video where the cat mauls their face off
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    Won't kiss the cat when I hold it up to thier face saying that, "The baby wants a kiss." when the cat clearly does not want a kiss but I'm looking at them like this 🥺.

    sounds like the setup to a youtube prank video where the cat mauls their face off

    My cats have learned thier fate and may only put one paw up in protest but they know it's futile. 😘😾😾
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    two (or more) calculator apps 😤
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
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    When I make sure I smell good and smooth before 😉
    and he doesn’t even think to lotion his crusty, sandpaper-like feet.

  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    two (or more) calculator apps 😤

    One of mine only looks like a calculator app 😏
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"

    What about Fry yay?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    unironical usage of "Sunday funday"

    What about Fry yay?

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    If he’s finicky about archaic grammar rules
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
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    If he has more feelings then me.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,631 Member
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    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    When she says she's "too tired" and all she did was make breakfast, go to work, food shopping, clean the house, makes dinner, and bakes a cake... Like wtf I need to be pleasured or else I'm cranky

    or. Cake
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    If she can't chill with a bottle of wine on the couch, listening to radiohead, watching my boy and I play zombies...
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,038 Member
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    When he won’t learn the WAP challenge dance for me. 🤬

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