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Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,793 Member
    itsjustme1984 wrote: »
    When she tells me my puns and dad jokes are lame… when I know they are funny and entertaining

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuLL_lPvvuE
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking

    I completely understand.

    All of my stories ends with:

    " Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking

    I completely understand.

    All of my stories ends with:

    " Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
    So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Well I'll ,,be kiss you I hardly know you
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking

    I completely understand.

    All of my stories ends with:

    " Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
    So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.

    I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.

    .... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking

    I completely understand.

    All of my stories ends with:

    " Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
    So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.

    I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.

    .... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.
    Your familiarity with the culture is impressive.

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I know the ending to the story three minutes before they stop speaking

    I completely understand.

    All of my stories ends with:

    " Rectum !?? .... Damn Near Killed'em!!! "
    So when I was a teenager I worked in a Christian bookstore and I have this habit of saying kiss you I hardly know you whenever somebody asks for a tissue and I said it at that bookstore and the assistant manager who was also a stodgy elder of the church got very upset that people would think he was acting inappropriately because I said kiss you I hardly know you and how awesome is it that I was so relatively sheltered for a portion of my life that that never occurred to me.

    I'm willing to bet that the assistant manager / church elder never had himself a full frontal hug with a proper reach-around.

    .... probably just one of those church lady, sideways, hip-hugs.... and obviously, without a discreet, casual, side-boob brush-up against.
    Your familiarity with the culture is impressive.


    I kinda get around.

    * shrug
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    When they sob uncontrollably without a single tear falling from them lying eyes

  • iggy93
    iggy93 Posts: 90 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    When they sob uncontrollably without a single tear falling from them lying eyes

    Crocodile tears 😂
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    iggy93 wrote: »
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    When they sob uncontrollably without a single tear falling from them lying eyes

    Crocodile tears 😂

    He knows
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Codependent
    Narcissistic
    Gaslighting
    Small feet
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Codependent
    Narcissistic
    Gaslighting
    feet
    Fify
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Toe jam & cheese
  • ROULER10
    ROULER10 Posts: 39 Member
    Being able to turn her head 360 😐
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    Being able to turn her head 360 😐

    I’m out
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  • ROULER10
    ROULER10 Posts: 39 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    ROULER10 wrote: »
    Being able to turn her head 360 😐

    I’m out
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    A bit of foundation and filler might bring me around. 😐
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    Thick thighs and corduroys
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Thick thighs and corduroys

    zip zip, zip zip, zip zip
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    edited December 2022
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    Thick thighs and corduroys

    Dang, you want me to start a fire with the friction over here ?
  • bellababy9031
    bellababy9031 Posts: 287 Member
    An unwaxed boomerang.
  • tigrig
    tigrig Posts: 665 Member
    bellababy9031 wrote: »
    An unwaxed boomerang.

    Better bring your Mr Zogs then
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    When he smells like Old Spice

    I'm sorry but that's like snuggling up with my Dad
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,261 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    When he smells like Old Spice

    I'm sorry but that's like snuggling up with my Dad

    Yo old spice today is. Of the old spice of yester year - with classy fragrances like Swagger and bear claw and the like - a fella rocking old spice today likely smells like the dude with too much cologne on in the club nah I’m sayin - but that prolly doesn’t make it any less if a deal breaker does it ?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Peachesnstuff wrote: »
    When he smells like Old Spice

    I'm sorry but that's like snuggling up with my Dad

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    When they have to take notes
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    When they have to take notes

    drat.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    When I clean up the kitchen after dinner only to find out he has a headache
  • Merrysailor
    Merrysailor Posts: 127 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    When I clean up the kitchen after dinner only to find out he has a headache

    This.

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