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Hot Pocket haha 😉

Never laughed that hard but while drinking I've had drinks come spraying out of my mouth from laughing so hard haha NHIE used MFP for more than one year continuously

Bro crush

Attempting to fall asleep 😣

Love Animates Some Erotic People D C D O G

Karate chop to the throat and fall back asleep

Dealing Ecstasy At Raves Tonight (jk!! Don't do drugs folks lol) AADFG

Safely Roll Around On Lava . . . lol 😂 B C N I N

Become distracted by her haha

Fried fish dinner at a restaurant

Thanks for the tip! Washed them and problem solved! Lol 😂😂 Loco Tacos Yearly Entice Latinos S R R A N

Dirty Underwear Smell Truly Yucky P W O P H

Going On Pontificating Tacky Folklore W R A A R

Drinking Everyday Again, Forever Thankful 🤙😝 lol L N M O P

Find "me pot of gold" while buzzing on beer 😝🤗

Great choice! Supreme pizza is my favorite! 😋 I've never had Xmas log cake so I'd choose that just to try it 😊 Budweiser or Bud Light?

No because I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off her and focus on smashing zombie skulls.

Drinking Rum Everyday, Always, Majestically B T G A V

If she can throw skull crushing round house kicks then yes 😝

Visit her down under haha 😜😘

I have, in a half marathon which is 13.1 miles and in many other running competitions when I was in the army, lost track of how many. NHIE used a unicycle

This is a personal fact: I have trouble sleeping with clothes on 😣 I'll be naked but you can wear clothes lol 😝

Flirt with her 😉

Absolutely 😉

Wild

Only if we were both naked 😜😝