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It was short I’d guess. Couldn’t have taken more than thirty seconds to load on my computer.

Hey! Thats not what I heard. I heard you will accept all the new members you have room for.

Better wait till next months gherkin meeting.

Oh! Well that’s different!

I don’t care about secret groups, bub. Secret CLUBS is where it’s at.

Glad you brought this up. We will be experimenting with gherkins next month. They say the little ones are the best. But I’m not sure I could be satisfied with a tiny pickle like that. Another member says she stuffs herself with gherkins because they are so small so you can eat a bunch at a time.

Spaceballs

We look at pickles in mine. Big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones. Sometimes we eat them. If they haven’t been in the pickle jar for too long. Sometimes we just feel their texture. Who knew pickles could be sharp? It’s a very educational secret club.

Holier than thou self righteous uptight people who are constantly shocked by everybthing I do

I hope you sing, “I’m on a boat” when you are on your yacht.

It was dressed as a historical figure, actually.

This sounds like a party I shouldnt be allowed to attend.

I’ve used a secret decoder ring before. But upon the message reveal, well, I don’t think receiving a picture of “that” means love.

I don’t know if I’d allow vegans into my secret club. They’d bi$ch about our matching club leather jackets.

Wish my boobs were mountains. My green chair smells weird and I’m not sure why. Is it spilled milk gone sour? Pee? Who is guilty....dogs, cats, or kids? The hammer of justice needs to ham. I think this is some heavy drama.

They ran. They ran so far away. And couldn’t get away.

Good idea. Wait, what if that means it’s permanent, like we will have to make it official? He might be a 90 year old grandma in HER 120 year old moms basement.

Not in legal terms it wasn’t!

If I had a secret club we’d have a secret password. Probably “tatertits”

I miss the days when I didn’t have to wear pants.

I wish there was a Grampus. Then we could be crampus Grampus.

You mean, they are pm’ing him?! I’m not even pm’ing him!!! Omg. I don’t even know how to handle this situation. I haven’t even spoken to my crush and here he is pm’ing others?!

Ladies be constantly quoting my crush. Not sure what to do about it.

Those jerks never told me.

My kids don’t watch Backyardigans, but I do.

Only way to find things out. That’s what I learned from Sesame Street. You have kids, I’m sure you’ve seen that episode. At least I think you do based on previous posts....

I miss my dedication and determination. For myself.

I’ve seen him on mfp so he’s probably married. :(

One leg shorter than the other, two left feet and a prominent shoulder hump. Gold teeth a bonus.

I’ll be impressed when persons X, Y, and Z get involved and it’s in Spanish.