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Too late. I’m heart broken. My bountiful bosom is heaving as I cry and bite the side of my luscious red lips. I’m sure @CookingWithCumin and @SwannySez will offer me comfort.
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Snow
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Ha he doesn’t know what he’s missing. What man in his right mind could pass on such a troll like lard assed quadruple chinned mustached beauty such as myself? Alas, my heart shall go on.
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Do I have to beep your nose to get a notice?
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I bet he’d have more participants with dislike Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
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So it’s not a boat.
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So your advice to yourself would be RUN!!
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I suppose you have a problem with jorts, to.
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And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!
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It’s pretty much the same. Just less person above you stuff.
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If I HAD to date my ex bf , I’d tell Him that I’m a pretty damn good catch so he better try a little harder to hold on to me.
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Is all this taking place on a boat?
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Your hiney?
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I’d adore her one hundred and one times more.
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Why?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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He’s probably even photoshopped “other women” ;(
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I wear multiple fanny packs.
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I thought I heard thunder but it was just the garbage truck.
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I dreamed that I dropped my phone into a porta-potty and was trying to fish it out with a coat hanger, some toilet paper rolls and a wad of gum.
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Did you have any dreams?
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What did you have for breakfast?
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That’s a relief.
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I am socially awkward. I will talk about the weather and some form of pooping in the same small talk.
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Good because I’m prerty sure she can add. Maybe not do long division but I’m sure she can add.
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The big one tries to kill me once a day.
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Are you insulting her intelligence?
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How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?
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The pork chops where done five minutes ago. Turned out excellent.
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That’s why I put my pencil there
