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  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Would they put up with you anywhere else?
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You didn't know that when you take out the nose ring, people still notice the hole did you?

    That’s why I put my pencil there
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Op is that it? We done now?

    The pork chops where done five minutes ago. Turned out excellent.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    I'm glad she's back, aren't you? ❤️
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Op is that it? We done now?

    The pork chops where done five minutes ago. Turned out excellent.
    Can... can I come?
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?

    I don’t ever use the woo. I used to, when it was new and I thought it was good
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You've conditioned them to think it's normal, haven't you?

    That's a yes. :laugh:
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Ok how many people here are on prescribed psychotropics?

    That's a no. :)
    Am I the only one who's not?
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Ok how many people here are on prescribed psychotropics?

    That's a no. :)
    Am I the only one who's not?

    That's a better question. Who's actually not? (Finishing your taper last week doesn't count.)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    How many times have you woo’d someone? And why?

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    Rapscallion!
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    What did you have for breakfast?
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    Did you have any dreams?
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Did you have any dreams?

    Before going to bed I realized my dog's toenails need trimmed real bad and I don't want to take a day off to take him.

    I dreamt I found one of those battery operated nail trimmers at the dollar store for A DOLLAR. I was so excited. I'm so boring.

    I dreamed that I dropped my phone into a porta-potty and was trying to fish it out with a coat hanger, some toilet paper rolls and a wad of gum.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Did you have any dreams?
    Yes, my ex matched out the amount of time we spent with the kids and she calculated (mathematically) that I’m a terrible father and based on that I have no rights. I don’t typically dream but last night I did I guess
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    Why won't you show your face?

    I'm hideous dont look at me

    Too late, seen you
    But do you SEE him?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Did you have any dreams?
    Yes, my ex matched out the amount of time we spent with the kids and she calculated (mathematically) that I’m a terrible father and based on that I have no rights. I don’t typically dream but last night I did I guess
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    Why won't you show your face?

    I'm hideous dont look at me

    Too late, seen you
    But do you SEE him?

    That's a no
    That’s right, nobody sees you like I see you boo

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