The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    @kindalikevelma wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!

    I prefer to feed two birds with one scone. Killing them just seems like fowl play.

    Lmao okay PETA

    DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PET HERMIT CRABS.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.

    I lied. I'll do it now. Full body?
    If I leave will you keep me abreast of developments?

    I am on top of you it.

    Can't you be all over me it instead?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    I’m curious who will be the couple that acts like they dislike one another and are caught on camera canoodling.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    I'm driving this train, lady. From the caboose!

    So it’s not a boat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Waiting to see more love matches?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Yeah that's the only reason I'm here.
    Curiosity.
    Serendipity.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    You come up with the best ideas :laugh:
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    @cdlee4 and @tinak33

    You'd make a cute couple.. :)
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
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    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    MFP cage matches

    If you are going to bring cages into it, can we have some other fun toys too?
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    Standard jello wraslin' venue
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    Uhm excuse me I expect nothing less than the Holiday Inn conference room.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.

    I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!

    I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity

    Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.

    AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!

    Soo, sex sherpa is a possibility? Sign me up
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.

    I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.

    Mostly sneakers. Nuke and Raaboks. Air Force 11's, but yeah they'll be there. Oh and 24 red roses for $4.40
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.

    I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.

    Mostly sneakers. Nuke and Raaboks. Air Force 11's, but yeah they'll be there. Oh and 24 red roses for $4.40

    I'll take the lot.

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