The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
An appetite1 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Gurrl you would eat him alive0 -
Can we put in requests?
I would like someone 6 feet tall
Fine
Affectionate
Gentleman
Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
Likes short women
Gives a good massage
That shouldnt be too hard to find3 -
george5911 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂2 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Gurrl you would eat him alive
I also don't have a ferrari. I was just curious. 😉0 -
theresa120 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂
Agreed1 -
Can we put in requests?
I would like someone 6 feet tall
Fine
Affectionate
Gentleman
Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
Likes short women
Gives a good massage
That shouldnt be too hard to find
Request all you like, the matchmaker has shown a tendency to ignore though. Specially on the height thing. Since when is 6' not enough. *kicks rocks*5 -
Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!1
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george5911 wrote: »Can we put in requests?
I would like someone 6 feet tall
Fine
Affectionate
Gentleman
Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
Likes short women
Gives a good massage
That shouldnt be too hard to find
Request all you like, the matchmaker has shown a tendency to ignore though. Specially on the height thing. Since when is 6' not enough. *kicks rocks*
I don't have a lot of faith in these guys but am willing to try.
Also, 6 feet is great.2 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!
Shirtless uniforms would just look like funny pants. For dudes anyway.2 -
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@SwannySez d'yer experts have anything for old guys (y'know FWB -- Friends with bankroll) ? I'm in0
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What the hell. I'll volunteer 😂0
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If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.2 -
Match #6 y’all!
@standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!4 -
If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.
Hehehe0 -
george5911 wrote: »
If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.
Hehehe
Do you like birds?
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Match #6 y’all!
@standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!
What is he like?1 -
Match #6 y’all!
@standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!
What is he like?
Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,4 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.0 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari
Close.0 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.0 -
Match #6 y’all!
@standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!
What is he like?
Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,
Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.
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_FallenAngel_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari
And my face is a Maserati. My face is a Maserati.0 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Sounds delightful. And all for the low price of a Ferrari... How do you feel about daily mental warfare and having your soul slowly and methodically destroyed?0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Sounds delightful. And all for the low price of a Ferrari... How do you feel about daily mental warfare and having your soul slowly and methodically destroyed?
Sorry. I have no soul. You'll have to deal with that.0 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari
And my face is a Maserati. My face is a Maserati.
Boiiiiiiiiiii!0 -
george5911 wrote: »
If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.
Hehehe
Do you like birds?
Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.2 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.0
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