The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    6 days.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    Does what I did for you mean so little?

    She was here for all of that
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    6 days in MFP time.

    FIFY
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    Does what I did for you mean so little?

    So unappreciative.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?
  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    An appetite
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Gurrl you would eat him alive
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited January 2019
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    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Gurrl you would eat him alive

    I also don't have a ferrari. I was just curious. 😉
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    theresa120 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂

    Agreed
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    Request all you like, the matchmaker has shown a tendency to ignore though. Specially on the height thing. Since when is 6' not enough. *kicks rocks*

    I don't have a lot of faith in these guys but am willing to try.

    Also, 6 feet is great.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!

    Shirtless uniforms would just look like funny pants. For dudes anyway.