The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited January 2019
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

    Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:
    • 6 feet tall (yup)
    • Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
    • Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
    • Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
    • Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
    • Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
    • Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )

    So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

    In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!

    Couple #7, folks?

    CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    You cannot look that much like Sarah Paulson and be too dark. Sorry.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

    Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:
    • 6 feet tall (yup)
    • Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
    • Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
    • Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
    • Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
    • Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
    • Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )

    So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?

    Hi. How old are you? Do you like birds? What about women's feet?
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)

    Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.

    would you let Kiwi sit on your shoulder? She is potty trained btw.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
  • SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari

    And my face is a Maserati. My face is a Maserati.

    I never sat in a Maserati.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.

    I love you very much.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

    No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
    Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.

    You cannot look that much like Sarah Paulson and be too dark. Sorry.

    I will take this as the highest of compliments.
    Ah thank you.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)

    Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.

    would you let Kiwi sit on your shoulder? She is potty trained btw.

    If I could stop laughing, yes.

    I'll interact with any animal that is not a snake, doesn't live in the ocean, and has been potty trained.
  • Can I set myself up with someone instead of having someone do it for me. Im going to do it anyways.

    @_FallenAngel_ and your dad
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)

    Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.

    would you let Kiwi sit on your shoulder? She is potty trained btw.

    If I could stop laughing, yes.

    I'll interact with any animal that is not a snake, doesn't live in the ocean, and has been potty trained.

    <3 I like you George.
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

    In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!

    Couple #7, folks?

    CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???

    Wonderful! Now I just need to figure out how to swim for a really long distance. :/
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)

    Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.

    would you let Kiwi sit on your shoulder? She is potty trained btw.

    If I could stop laughing, yes.

    I'll interact with any animal that is not a snake, doesn't live in the ocean, and has been potty trained.

    <3 I like you George.

    Feelin it :blush:
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Lmao did I just get called a catfish?

    Anyways, someone love me x

    Fine sheesh

    And there we HAVE it! MFP Love Match #2!

    @lelebandicoot and @CaptainFantastic01 are the next Love Match to have and to hold from this day forth as long as ye both shall MFP. You may now share nudes. Privately or with the secret nude club.
    Patiently waits by inbox
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Lmao did I just get called a catfish?

    Anyways, someone love me x

    Fine sheesh

    And there we HAVE it! MFP Love Match #2!

    @lelebandicoot and @CaptainFantastic01 are the next Love Match to have and to hold from this day forth as long as ye both shall MFP. You may now share nudes. Privately or with the secret nude club.

    OHHHHH! Can we go on couple dates now??

    Yes, pick us up at eight
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Let it hereby be stated for the unwashed masses and the groveling hordes that @JustReadTheInstructions and @RunHardBeStrong are MFP Love Match #3. Theirs is a love for the ages and the sex requires a bandwidth heretofore unseen by the eyes of humanity. But we somehow looked on anyway.

    Congrats you crazy kids and make sure that the sling is secure.

    Pizzzaaah! :D
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    George, you have no say in this. It's bigger than ALL of us!
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    You LOVE him. I can So tell!

    Ladies and Germs, the MFP Love Machine is kicking on ALL cylinders!

    We have Love Match #4: @george5911 and @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ now and forever more joined at the keyboard and the naughty bits as a cyber couple. Throw the rice, and watch them move their mice!

    Pizzzzaaah! Zaaah :#