The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    Here goes😁

    I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

    In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!

    Couple #7, folks?

    CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???

    I feeeelz it.. except for the bit about you wanting me dead 🤔

    But Midwesterner is a good guy and Id be honoured and damn lucky to have him.. so thank you 👍
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

    In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!

    Couple #7, folks?

    CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???

    Wonderful! Now I just need to figure out how to swim for a really long distance. :/

    Sending you a ticket✈ bayybeee 😉
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    I'm just waiting for Mackenzie Bezos to join in and ask how to find a guy with hair.
  • I'm curious...
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I'm curious...

    This is a thread full of answers


    Except when it isn't :ohwell:

    It's totally not.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

    Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:
    • 6 feet tall (yup)
    • Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
    • Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
    • Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
    • Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
    • Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
    • Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )

    So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?

    Hi. How old are you? Do you like birds? What about women's feet?

    55, and both are fantastic when properly prepared.
    How'd I do?
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    Here goes😁

    I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...

    I award you @RomaineCalm

    She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.

    🤔 I'll be sure to find the right dressing 😂
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    neilwij wrote: »
    Here goes😁

    I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...

    I award you @RomaineCalm

    She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.

    🤔 I'll be sure to find the right dressing 😂

    Or. Undressing.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I'm curious...

    Bi-curious?

    Pi-curious?
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

    Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..

    In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!

    Couple #7, folks?

    CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???

    Wonderful! Now I just need to figure out how to swim for a really long distance. :/

    Sending you a ticket✈ bayybeee 😉

    😲.......😭💔
  • I'm curious...

    This is a thread full of answers


    Except when it isn't :ohwell:

    Just like every other thread then... consistent disappointment. Well, I do value consistency 🤨
  • I'm curious...

    Bi-curious?

    Not for years now...
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I'm curious...

    This is a thread full of answers


    Except when it isn't :ohwell:

    It's totally not.

    There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?



    *success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
    **disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.

    But there's no alcohol.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Putting my request in for @CaptainFantastic01
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    I'm so dying. My vote for best thread ever.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    I'm curious...

    Bi-curious?

    Pi-curious?

    Hi-cutieous?

    My-beautious!
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

    Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:
    • 6 feet tall (yup)
    • Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
    • Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
    • Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
    • Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
    • Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
    • Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )

    So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?

    Hi. How old are you? Do you like birds? What about women's feet?

    55, and both are fantastic when properly prepared.
    How'd I do?

    Ruh roooo! 😬
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I'm curious...

    This is a thread full of answers


    Except when it isn't :ohwell:

    It's totally not.

    There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?



    *success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
    **disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.

    But there's no alcohol.

    I don't see anything expressly prohibiting it

    That's a success in my books then!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

    Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:
    • 6 feet tall (yup)
    • Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
    • Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
    • Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
    • Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
    • Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
    • Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )

    So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?

    Hi. How old are you? Do you like birds? What about women's feet?

    55, and both are fantastic when properly prepared.
    How'd I do?

    rip
    :cry: so no consensual friend requests then? Damnit! I guess someone has to make-up the 'other' 50%...