The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Has anyone claimed Swanny? I want him.

    200w.gif
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    @SwannySez d'yer experts have anything for old guys (y'know FWB -- Friends with bankroll) ? I'm in
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    What the hell. I'll volunteer 😂
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    _FallenAngel_ wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari

    Close.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Match #6 y’all!

    @standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!

    What is he like?

    Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

    Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.

  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    _FallenAngel_ wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari

    And my face is a Maserati. My face is a Maserati.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Sounds delightful. And all for the low price of a Ferrari... How do you feel about daily mental warfare and having your soul slowly and methodically destroyed?
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Sounds delightful. And all for the low price of a Ferrari... How do you feel about daily mental warfare and having your soul slowly and methodically destroyed?

    Sorry. I have no soul. You'll have to deal with that.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    _FallenAngel_ wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari

    And my face is a Maserati. My face is a Maserati.

    Boiiiiiiiiiii!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    This one is for the birds.

    If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.

    Hehehe

    Do you like birds? :)

    Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
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    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    SirMxyzptlk wrote: »
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.

    Swoon.

    Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.

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