The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
Just like every other thread then... consistent disappointment. Well, I do value consistency 🤨
Just like men and sex, there's only one move, we just do it faster
Well, sorry about your luck Leut.1 -
leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
This was not a reach, I've been foreplay tormenting her for weeks now and she looks fantastic in fancy clothes. Meanwhile she keeps promising me an array and beatings but never delivering. We're perfect.
I support this match.1 -
Get to work then0
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leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
This was not a reach, I've been foreplay tormenting her for weeks now and she looks fantastic in fancy clothes. Meanwhile she keeps promising me an array and beatings but never delivering. We're perfect.
Tell her there's a production environment issue that needs attention. Tell her she can't leave until she finishes a RCA.
Are you trying to win me from her? Cause that's how you win me. That and tight dresses, but I know you can do that.
And here I could have been making backdoor security threats jokes with Leut this whole time. How was I so blind to this obvious storybook romance?
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
Trust me, I’ve tried. He keeps shooting me down and calling me kid. He’s an ageist, that one.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »Here goes😁
I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...
I award you @RomaineCalm
She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.
🤔 I'll be sure to find the right dressing 😂
Or. Undressing.
Cheeky.😏1 -
I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!2
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leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
This was not a reach, I've been foreplay tormenting her for weeks now and she looks fantastic in fancy clothes. Meanwhile she keeps promising me an array and beatings but never delivering. We're perfect.
Tell her there's a production environment issue that needs attention. Tell her she can't leave until she finishes a RCA.
Are you trying to win me from her? Cause that's how you win me. That and tight dresses, but I know you can do that.
And here I could have been making backdoor security threats jokes with Leut this whole time. How was I so blind to this obvious storybook romance?kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
Trust me, I’ve tried. He keeps shooting me down and calling me kid. He’s an ageist, that one.
The dichotomy here is spellbinding, I love it. I don't know whether I'm turned on or offended. :laugh:
FWIW, I was recompiling kernels and writing bsd firewalls when you were still in your pull ups.
The more you reveal your age, the harder I fall. You stop it.2 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »Here goes😁
I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...
I award you @RomaineCalm
She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.
Sorry to rain on the love match parade here but I'm contaminated, not wilted, and therefore I'm not so palatable no matter what dressing is used.0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.
I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist.
Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..
In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!
Couple #7, folks?
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???
Wonderful! Now I just need to figure out how to swim for a really long distance.
Sending you a ticket✈ bayybeee 😉
😲.......😭💔
Dry those tears my little love muffin 😙 sending you one too.. 🤗💖0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
This was not a reach, I've been foreplay tormenting her for weeks now and she looks fantastic in fancy clothes. Meanwhile she keeps promising me an array and beatings but never delivering. We're perfect.
Tell her there's a production environment issue that needs attention. Tell her she can't leave until she finishes a RCA.
Are you trying to win me from her? Cause that's how you win me. That and tight dresses, but I know you can do that.
And here I could have been making backdoor security threats jokes with Leut this whole time. How was I so blind to this obvious storybook romance?kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »I'm curious...
This is a thread full of answers
Except when it isn't :ohwell:
It's totally not.
There's a love match made every 50 posts or so. Where else can you find that kind of volume? And about 50% of those are successful*, where else gives that kind of success rate while remaining disease free**?
*success being purposely ill defined and assuredly a low bar.
**disease free is relative. It's more like not more diseased. The participants have what they have, but the no nudity clause (mostly) assures not acquiring something additional.
@kindalikevelma + @leut_underpants
done, success rate increased
Trust me, I’ve tried. He keeps shooting me down and calling me kid. He’s an ageist, that one.
The dichotomy here is spellbinding, I love it. I don't know whether I'm turned on or offended. :laugh:
FWIW, I was recompiling kernels and writing bsd firewalls when you were still in your pull ups.
The more you reveal your age, the harder I fall. You stop it.
Keep going this is recovering my #brand and success rateRomaineCalm wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »Here goes😁
I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...
I award you @RomaineCalm
She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.
Sorry to rain on the love match parade here but I'm contaminated, not wilted, and therefore I'm not so palatable no matter what dressing is used.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=iv68VBBUgFE&feature=share0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.
I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist.
Looks like they haven't found a match for you yet..
In actuality, @slimgirljo15 YOU are @midwesterner85’s match!
Couple #7, folks?
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE???
Wonderful! Now I just need to figure out how to swim for a really long distance.
Sending you a ticket✈ bayybeee 😉
😲.......😭💔
Dry those tears my little love muffin 😙 sending you one too.. 🤗💖
Yesssssss!😍 I'm good!!!!😁....thanks Catholic parents for teaching me the art of guilting😅2 -
standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.1 -
standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.
Hey hey hey....no one said I didn't want him😡.....sharsies?🤷😍👍
And for.the record sir...I am old as dirt....😉0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.
...
And for.the record sir...I am old as dirt....😉
Dirty can be nice ...... and familiar2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »Here goes😁
I'm quiet, shy but a bit of a dark horse. I've got a pretty good sense of humour but no one on here knows yet. I love to motivate people on here and I always work my A##e off when I'm training. I'm sure I'd be quite a catch for somebody 😂 So I'm just throwing myself out into the unknown...
I award you @RomaineCalm
She's a little wilted these days, but she becomes more palatable if you dowse her in the right dressing.
Sorry to rain on the love match parade here but I'm contaminated, not wilted, and therefore I'm not so palatable no matter what dressing is used.
Does that mean I have the herp?
Yo, this is how rumors get started.0 -
standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
I am into moms.....waiiiit what???0
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