The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    *Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I will not...

    ...hey!

    Mauricio, is that you?

    If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward

    Good luck, knock em dead!

    I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.

    Mentioning the po po! Now why you gotta go and do that?! Thought it be safe here!
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  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
    Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.
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  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    edited January 2019
    😁
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member

    Oh Jo, you wanna post that in the Gan Ba...

    Damn, did that thread get removed too?
    *sigh*
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    *Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*

    Both hands?
    Up where, exactly?
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    *Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*

    Both hands?
    Up where, exactly?

    Up in a nonthreatening fashion.
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    *Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*

    Both hands?
    Up where, exactly?

    Up in a nonthreatening fashion.

    Up in the air
    like she just don't care...
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
    Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.

    So coy you are. :flowerforyou: Very well. The newest addition is a Napoli, bright navy Prince of Wales. Functioning sleeves and half canvassed. Cut will be like this on me:

    2om3bfknhehv.jpg

    So what will you wear alongside me at the next company party? I'm going tieless this time. :blushing:

    whats that sign on the door say

    It's the grown up version of a sock on the door

    Doesn't it actually same something like school starts at 9 on Wednesdays?
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    *Slowly backs out with hands up to make things right*

    Both hands?
    Up where, exactly?

    Up in a nonthreatening fashion.

    Up in the air
    like she just don't care...

    😂
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I will not...

    ...hey!

    Mauricio, is that you?

    If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward

    Good luck, knock em dead!

    I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.

    This felt like a slap in the face! 🥺
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I will not...

    ...hey!

    Mauricio, is that you?

    If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward

    Good luck, knock em dead!

    I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.

    Mentioning the po po! Now why you gotta go and do that?! Thought it be safe here!

    Pigs need love too man. Dang !
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    Damn. 168 new posts and only like 3 new love matches.
    And I wasn't one of them.
    I'd be willing to switch teams. 😘

    This was unfair, you were one of the first ones in. @SwannySez needs to repent and fix this. :rage:

    We need to elect a new matchmaker.

    @Avocado_AS5 and @kinetixtrainer2

    Molly does a much better job.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Avast ye mutinous cretins! Ye shall take control of the matchmaking when ye wrassle it from me cold dead fingers!

    Now Miss Fiesty Banana Princess, I found you a lovely match from merry old NYC: @Will_Workout_for_food!

    I pronounce you a power couple and an MFP Love Match.

    Feisty Banana Princess and Iron Man? Who will give out first? The suspense!

    Banana Princess is my next user name.
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.


    Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.

    I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.

    Who do you have for me?

    My worst? Oh ye of little faith!

    This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:

    @leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.

    I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!

    Wait, wut?

    @kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.


    Looks like a merge conflict to me.

    You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.

    Both of you just get LinkedIn now

    No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.

    I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.

    I thought it was for bullying recruiters.

    I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.

    I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.

    That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:

    I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:

    Tell me more about these suits you mention.

    drool.gif

    The Suit Supply outlet event is open. I'm competing against the world for all of the 42L suits. My pfsense install must be optimized to allow me the greatest possible window shopping time, even if we're talking milliseconds. Surely you can't be ignorant of the Suits thread after all this time?
    Oh, I’m well aware. I just wanted to hear you talk about suits a little more.

    So coy you are. :flowerforyou: Very well. The newest addition is a Napoli, bright navy Prince of Wales. Functioning sleeves and half canvassed. Cut will be like this on me:

    2om3bfknhehv.jpg

    So what will you wear alongside me at the next company party? I'm going tieless this time. :blushing:

    @kinetixtrainer2 so help me if she posts tasteful side anything and you throw her in jail I will hunt you and disconnect your WiFi including in the squad car. :rage:

    Sorry, she’s coming with me !

    But I do love your suit. I’ll take that too. 😘
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Now then back to matters at - ahem! - hand...

    We have Ms. @tinkerhellraiser in need of beef. She needs someone who can slap the cuffs on her and read her the riot act.

    I know just the peace officer: @kinetixtrainer2!

    Lock her up!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Now then back to matters at - ahem! - hand...

    We have Ms. @tinkerhellraiser in need of beef. She needs someone who can slap the cuffs on her and read her the riot act.

    I know just the peace officer: @kinetixtrainer2!

    Lock her up!

    You lost me at read. Some many other things to do.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.

    Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.

    This would make a great worlds collide pic.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.

    Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.

    If only you had been a bit quicker!

    Alas, I have someone for you, my little deadhead:

    @BlowPopKisses? Meet your MFP Love Match: @deadliftsandsprinkles!

    Now let’s see some girl on girl, shall we?
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.

    Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.

    This would make a great worlds collide pic.

    It's been my dream for months

    I suggest meeting in Nebraska. 😉😉
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,277 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Now then back to matters at - ahem! - hand...

    We have Ms. @tinkerhellraiser in need of beef. She needs someone who can slap the cuffs on her and read her the riot act.

    I know just the peace officer: @kinetixtrainer2!

    Lock her up!

    wait i was here for an interview for the matchmaking position??

    Too late ma’am. I need you to step in here please.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Now then back to matters at - ahem! - hand...

    We have Ms. @tinkerhellraiser in need of beef. She needs someone who can slap the cuffs on her and read her the riot act.

    I know just the peace officer: @kinetixtrainer2!

    Lock her up!

    wait i was here for an interview for the matchmaking position??

    He’s really flexible. He can do pretty much ANY position.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.

    Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.

    If only you had been a bit quicker!

    Alas, I have someone for you, my little deadhead:

    @BlowPopKisses? Meet your MFP Love Match: @deadliftsandsprinkles!

    Now let’s see some girl on girl, shall we?

    Time for the charm bomb to explode

    Awwwwww sookie sookie.