The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.
Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.
If only you had been a bit quicker!
Alas, I have someone for you, my little deadhead:
@BlowPopKisses? Meet your MFP Love Match: @deadliftsandsprinkles!
Now let’s see some girl on girl, shall we?
Time for the charm bomb to explode
I read that in Tina's voice lol.2 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?
If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward
Good luck, knock em dead!
I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.
Mentioning the po po! Now why you gotta go and do that?! Thought it be safe here!
Pigs need love too man. Dang !
Aright officer you cool. But I swear a skunk just walked through here!2 -
If Corporal Pantyhose ever gets divorced I'll ask him to a rated G movie but he'll have to buy me a hot dog and a Mountain Dew and dress casually.
If that Policeman that everyone creams after ever gets a divorce I'll send him friendly PMs with lots of subtle innuendo and pictures of me from 25 years ago telling him they're from 2019.
If that cumin cook ever gets a respectable job I'll get a facelift and liposuction and pretend to like his friends.
If that computer guy from Dixieland every buys a trailer I'll rent a room from him and do his laundry and cooking at no charge and not ask him to get his tattoos lasered off even.
Of course Bojack can have me anytime but he'll have to pick up the Uber tab for my drive to NY and promise not to argue with me about religion. We can instead discuss cuisine, fashion, the 80s and our favorite movie stars.
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This could make a play for most popular thread. It's hit the ground running.0
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »This could make a play for most popular thread. It's hit the ground running.
Really)
You're missing a bracket0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »If Corporal Pantyhose ever gets divorced I'll ask him to a rated G movie but he'll have to buy me a hot dog and a Mountain Dew and dress casually.
If that Policeman that everyone creams after ever gets a divorce I'll send him friendly PMs with lots of subtle innuendo and pictures of me from 25 years ago telling him they're from 2019.
If that cumin cook ever gets a respectable job I'll get a facelift and liposuction and pretend to like his friends.
If that computer guy from Dixieland every buys a trailer I'll rent a room from him and do his laundry and cooking at no charge and not ask him to get his tattoos lasered off even.
Of course Bojack can have me anytime but he'll have to pick up the Uber tab for my drive to NY and promise not to argue with me about religion. We can instead discuss cuisine, fashion, the 80s and our favorite movie stars.
Do you always set up scenarios in which men are obligated to buy you things for your company, or am I special?
I said I'm asking you to the movie and paying for the tickets since I invited you which is more expensive than a hot dog so stop being so snotty.2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »If Corporal Pantyhose ever gets divorced I'll ask him to a rated G movie but he'll have to buy me a hot dog and a Mountain Dew and dress casually.
If that Policeman that everyone creams after ever gets a divorce I'll send him friendly PMs with lots of subtle innuendo and pictures of me from 25 years ago telling him they're from 2019.
If that cumin cook ever gets a respectable job I'll get a facelift and liposuction and pretend to like his friends.
If that computer guy from Dixieland every buys a trailer I'll rent a room from him and do his laundry and cooking at no charge and not ask him to get his tattoos lasered off even.
Of course Bojack can have me anytime but he'll have to pick up the Uber tab for my drive to NY and promise not to argue with me about religion. We can instead discuss cuisine, fashion, the 80s and our favorite movie stars.
i know who all these people are except computer guy
Yes, you know the computer guy.
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
Hold on a sec I have a proposition for you two2 -
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I am so glad to see that we are all here this morning!
Let’s get right back to it, shalll we? After all, love waits for no one!
To kick things off today, we have a lovely match of love:
@newmeadow and @zorander6
Let’s all celebrate these two crazy kids as they carry on, carry over, carry under! Let the LOVE continue!5 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »This could make a play for most popular thread. It's hit the ground running.
Really)
You're missing a bracket
Story of my life.
Do you want to borrow one?0 -
This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.4 -
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SabAteNine wrote: »This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.
Everyone loves a stalker2 -
SabAteNine wrote: »This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.
I wonder if she has anything else pertinent?1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.
I wonder if she has anything else pertinent?
Well... that's what the excitement was for....1 -
SabAteNine wrote: »This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.
Oh, Sab! Alas, those two have already been matched with others, but never fear! I have a jim dandy of a match for you:
For the one and only @SabAteNine we can only go with the witty and urbane @DickVernon!
Go forth and multiply oh lovely loves!
Matches! We got matches! We got lots and lots of matches!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatches!3 -
DickVernon wrote: »I’m looking for Scallywagins
Would you settle for being my huckleberry?!😍 If not.....no match for you!😡1 -
Still unmatched.2
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SabAteNine wrote: »This was fun to read. I'll throw it in.
Half of me hopes to get matched with @tinkerhellraiser: For obvious reasons.
And then the other half is both excited and terrified that it might be @newmeadow because she's like way out of my league smart and I might let it slip that I've been stalking her extremely pertinent, wonderfully dry-humored comments for a while.
Oh, Sab! Alas, those two have already been matched with others, but never fear! I have a jim dandy of a match for you:
For the one and only @SabAteNine we can only go with the witty and urbane @DickVernon!
Go forth and multiply oh lovely loves!
Matches! We got matches! We got lots and lots of matches!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatches!
Damn it!😒 always a day late and a dollar short.....anyone left? Or ya got a buck I can borrow?😉0 -
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Oh, is there a rule that you can only get matched once? Seriously?! BOO! I'm already married to Surfy, as per my polygamy policy
Though in all fairness, she hasn't been around much lately.
I can't quite put my finger on it, but he's familiar. In the classic MFP resurrection kind.
Matches! We got matches! We got lots and lots of matches!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatches!
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Still unmatched.
I mean, he's not a miracle worker.
There's an antidote to every poison.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Still unmatched.
MINE. 😘1 -
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Still unmatched.
MINE. 😘
Yasssss!! I got the Best one ❤️❤️❤️2 -
Unmatched here....
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ummmm... no.CookingWithCumin wrote: »
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