The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
edited January 2019 in Chit-Chat
Are you looking for love and tired of the old rigmarole?

Throw your hat into the ring here and let our experts (who shall remain nameless until they step up and shout) match you up with another MFPer who's looking for a love connection.

And remember: we don't discriminate in here. If you want love? We'll find it for you regardless iof whether you are married, single, living, dead, heck you don't even need to be on MFP, just send a request thru a friend who is!

The love shack is now OPEN!

Just remember: sharing those nudie pics in the forums is illegal and will result in an immediate spanking from a mod. So don't go breaking our hearts with that kinda BS. We're clean freaks here letting our freak flags fly.
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  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:

    Do you not trust our experts to find you the single best match?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Me.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:

    Do you not trust our experts to find you the single best match?

    That might be quite the rigmarole, even for the experts.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    How come no one is volunteering?

    CaptainFantastic01 for this one obvs.

    Sorry ladies, I know it hurts.

    Ok but this time match me up with a female.

    Ok, a monogamous female.

    Wait, a monogamous female who won't cheat on me.

    The anti captain fantastic zero one

    YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT, SPAULDING!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    We are the Lizard Kings (and Queens), we can do anything.
    Me.

    YES!
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Do we get to pick who we want to be fixed up with? Asking for a friend that's not on MFP. :joy:

    Do you not trust our experts to find you the single best match?

    That might be quite the rigmarole, even for the experts.

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    How come no one is volunteering?

    CaptainFantastic01 for this one obvs.

    Sorry ladies, I know it hurts.

    Ok but this time match me up with a female.

    Ok, a monogamous female.

    Wait, a monogamous female who won't cheat on me.

    The anti captain fantastic zero one

    Aweeee
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Also I volunteer
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!

    I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity

    Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.

    AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)

    Ok! You got me...it was me :)
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I would think @cookingwithoutcumin would be a better role model.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!

    I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity

    Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.

    AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!

    @burlygirl91

    You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring

    So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else

    That was so sweet I’m so glad you’re my wife
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How come no one is volunteering?

    No one wants to be first, Cookie.
    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!

    I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity

    Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.

    AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!

    @burlygirl91

    You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring

    So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else

    Great googly moogly, Cookie! We can't talk about putting the Cap'n on her box in here!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)

    Ok! You got me...it was me :)

    OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:

    @pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.

    Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.

    That's a lot of words
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)

    Ok! You got me...it was me :)

    OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:

    @pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.

    Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.

    That's a lot of words

    Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    What if we are looking for FWB? Can you assist there as well?


    Oh, asking for a friend

    :D:D

    If that friend is you I volunteer!! :#>:)

    Ok! You got me...it was me :)

    OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:

    @pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.

    Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.

    That's a lot of words

    Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."

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