The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    This thread reminds me of when you did those Scantron things in school around Valentine's Day and hoped your crush would be matched up to you.

    WE BELONG TOGETHER I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY

    Is that so, Lieutenant Commander Queeg?

    The rules didn't state how many matches I could take.

    I just need one more...

    Me too. Commence matching Round 2!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?

    Necessary standards since I don't like being taller than someone I'm dating!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    crampus1 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!

    Nothing at all if someone else is wearing them

    I suppose you have a problem with jorts, to.

    Cut off or factory made?
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    @cdlee4 wrote: »
    throwing my hat in the ring here, shaking the magic 8 ball of love, awaiting my swipe right or left and future match.

    Tell me about yourself. Give me a paragraph.

    I love being outside, enjoy playing hockey in winter and riding my motorcycle and camping in summer. Making coffee, watching Youtube and the news are my favorite Saturday morning activity. I prefer Sunday morning in my slippers over Friday nights at a club or a bar.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?

    Necessary standards since I don't like being taller than someone I'm dating!

    Nothing wrong with that
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    Control is fun.

    Depends. Who has the control?

    I can switch.
    No worries.

    Perfect. That's my favorite.

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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?

    Necessary standards since I don't like being taller than someone I'm dating!

    This is not good for my #brand

    McCormick? Lawry's? Store brand? What brand of cumin are we talking about here?
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    I think you could pull'em off nicely though.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    I think you could pull'em off nicely though.

    No one is going to be pulling anyone off in the thread. Good heavens, man!
  • bigbandjohn
    bigbandjohn Posts: 769 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    Chicken soup.... made a batch a couple weeks ago and froze some.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!
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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?

    Necessary standards since I don't like being taller than someone I'm dating!

    This is not good for my #brand

    McCormick? Lawry's? Store brand? What brand of cumin are we talking about here?

    Don't make me answer this please, they'll throw me away again

    Store brand. Got it.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!

    Plenty of fun, just short in your eyes. A woman has her standards, who am I to change them?

    Necessary standards since I don't like being taller than someone I'm dating!

    This is not good for my #brand

    McCormick? Lawry's? Store brand? What brand of cumin are we talking about here?

    Don't make me answer this please, they'll throw me away. Generics don't get love in a brand conscious world.

    Keep your cap on, Cookie!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    I think you could pull'em off nicely though.

    Pull em off and never put them back on :)
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    Is it low-sodium?

    It's made with a pineapple extract for sweetness.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    Is it low-sodium?

    It's made with a pineapple extract for sweetness.
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    Is it low-sodium?

    I'm in it

    Great combo. Sign me up.

    Without further ado, we have match #5: @CookingWithCumin and @kace_kay! She is the soup that stirs the love soup and makes it good to the last drop.

    We wish you two all the best as you explore the holodeck.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Reverse

    Does this mean you disapprove of said match?

    Oh. He does, cowgirl.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?