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    The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      kindalikevelma wrote: »
      Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

      I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    • Posts: 9,883 Member
      OOOOHHHHHHH

      I wanna play!
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
      Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

      HOW DARE YOU! We already have PLENTY of sloots!
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
      Morphsuits it is then.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      tinak33 wrote: »
      OOOOHHHHHHH

      I wanna play!

      This is no game! This is serious love making! Er...matching.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
      Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

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    • Posts: 2,148 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.

      Thank goodness swimsuits were banished. I'll be in a sweatshirt rocking my winter body.
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      HOW DARE YOU! We already have PLENTY of sloots!

      “I swear I’m not normally like this”
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    • Posts: 9,883 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      This is no game! This is serious love making! Er...matching.

      Ok, then I seriously want some love making matching.
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    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      No, no, NO! It's a tropical island. There are no clothes. It's like Naked and Afraid except In MFP Love. Naked MFpers In Love and Afraid Their Spouses Will Find Out.
      HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!
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    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      kace_kay wrote: »
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      I've been denied.

      He can't exempt himself. He's yours. Now you go GIT'M girl.
    • Posts: 1,214 Member
      RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
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      Oh. This will be fun! Maybe add in some scorned wives sending emails to spice it up even more.

      Can I sign up for title of scorned wife? That sounds like fun.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      kindalikevelma wrote: »
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      HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!

      How can you *kitten* say that? I meant every word I copied and pasted from the script of The Notebook.
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    • Posts: 11,502 Member
      I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
      Spoiler
      Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

      I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D
    • Posts: 2,299 Member
      Can I stake a claim right here?
      Or steak a claim?
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      kace_kay wrote: »
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      This is so much like real life, throwing myself at someone who isn't interested. Ho hum.

      He is. He's embarrassed by the depth of his feelings.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      kace_kay wrote: »
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      This is so much like real life, throwing myself at someone who isn't interested. Ho hum.

      need a rebound guy who you will SERIOUSLY regret in a few months?
    • Posts: 1,337 Member
      SwannySez wrote: »
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      How can you *kitten* say that? I meant every word I copied and pasted from the script of The Notebook.

      Says the man who sends the same snapchats that he puts on his story. I thought what we had was special.
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    • Posts: 9,883 Member
      RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
      Can I stake a claim right here?
      Or steak a claim?

      ooohhh....... Here for steak.
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
      Can I stake a claim right here?
      Or steak a claim?

      I am not even gonna attempt to control where you stick your clam, sister.
    • Posts: 11,502 Member
      RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
      Can I stake a claim right here?
      Or steak a claim?

      You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.
    • Posts: 2,299 Member
      tinak33 wrote: »
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      ooohhh....... Here for steak.

      Not just steak.... ALL THE MEAT!!
    • Posts: 5,860 Member
      kindalikevelma wrote: »
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      Says the man who sends the same snapchats that he puts on his story. I thought what we had was special.

      If it was SO special then you would have given me your Kik.
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