The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Control is fun.
Depends. Who has the control?
I can switch.
No worries.2 -
Is all this taking place on a boat?0
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im just trynna get cuffed before ya'll tax refunds hit.
need someone willing to take me out to dinner and a show, maybe buy me some new dancing shoes at least.
in return im gonna be willing to drop you off at work, run you a hug in public, text you smiley faces at least 3 times a day. we can negotiate all the details later on tbh it ain't that important.
once the money is spent though i am GONE don't even pretend to know me wit ya broke azz.6 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Control is fun.
Depends. Who has the control?
I can switch.
No worries.
Perfect. That's my favorite.1 -
Let it hereby be stated for the unwashed masses and the groveling hordes that @JustReadTheInstructions and @RunHardBeStrong are MFP Love Match #3. Theirs is a love for the ages and the sex requires a bandwidth heretofore unseen by the eyes of humanity. But we somehow looked on anyway.
Congrats you crazy kids and make sure that the sling is secure.
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I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋5
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.1 -
theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?1 -
george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
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theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Don't let them tell you that it's not a clique... that there aren't any cool kids here. It's all just bait.5 -
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theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
It’s pretty much the same. Just less person above you stuff.1 -
theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Fun & games can be a scary place. At least around these part most people don't need to double wrap it.2 -
theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
What is love? It is that which is sought....0 -
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george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
George, you have no say in this. It's bigger than ALL of us!_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
You LOVE him. I can So tell!
Ladies and Germs, the MFP Love Machine is kicking on ALL cylinders!
We have Love Match #4: @george5911 and @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ now and forever more joined at the keyboard and the naughty bits as a cyber couple. Throw the rice, and watch them move their mice!2 -
throwing my hat in the ring here, shaking the magic 8 ball of love, awaiting my swipe right or left and future match.1
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bigbandjohn wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
What is love? It is that which is sought....
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.0 -
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george5911 wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.
And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »This thread reminds me of when you did those Scantron things in school around Valentine's Day and hoped your crush would be matched up to you.
WE BELONG TOGETHER I CAN PROVE IT MATHEMATICALLY
Is that so, Lieutenant Commander Queeg?0 -
george5911 wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.
Well, you're no fun!! I demand a rematch with someone who'll wear pimpalicious platforms for me!!!0 -
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »Lmao did I just get called a catfish?
Anyways, someone love me x
Fine sheesh
And there we HAVE it! MFP Love Match #2!
@lelebandicoot and @CaptainFantastic01 are the next Love Match to have and to hold from this day forth as long as ye both shall MFP. You may now share nudes. Privately or with the secret nude club.
OHHHHH! Can we go on couple dates now??0 -
george5911 wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.
And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!
Nothing at all if someone else is wearing them0 -
george5911 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.
Congrats!
Oh FFS you.
While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.
So you have a problem with being so much younger than me?
No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.
And what’s wrong with platform shoes?!
Nothing at all if someone else is wearing them
I suppose you have a problem with jorts, to.0
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