The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »How come no one is volunteering?
No one wants to be first, Cookie.burlygirl91 wrote: »@CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?
I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!
I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity
Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.
AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!
@burlygirl91
You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring
So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else
Great googly moogly, Cookie! We can't talk about putting the Cap'n on her box in here!2 -
OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:
@pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.
Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.
That's a lot of words0 -
OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:
@pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.
Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.
That's a lot of words
Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."2 -
OMG, without even trying or really even doing a doggone thing, we have our first love match:
@pudgy1977 and @Keto_N_Iron are now officially an MFP Love Match and as such have right of first refusal to any subsequent offerings for each others' hands...or naughty bits.
Pleas join the MFP Love Team in congratulating them as the enjoy an all expenses paid Skype/Facetime shag sesh.
That's a lot of words
Yeah we considered that whole Polonius BS about brevity being the soul of wit and were like, "Dude, you ended up being radioactive so we are SO not gonna listen to you."
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I'd love to see Pam, Sam, Devin and Kevin back together again.1
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burlygirl91 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »How come no one is volunteering?
No one wants to be first, Cookie.burlygirl91 wrote: »@CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?
I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!
I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity
Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.
AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!
@burlygirl91
You need to be matched up with someone tall, a lot of self confidence, doesn't need to be re-assured constantly, has nice teeth and isn't afraid to smile, is actually funny and interesting and not boring
So yeah, if we put @CaptainFantastic01 on a box, he's you're ideal man and forget about anything else
See, I knew you were one of the "experts"
You put experts in quotations. Like if we were talking you would have done finger quotes. That hurts.0 -
I'm out but I volunteer to be the one to send a emergency text to when things don't work out and you need someone to call and fake a excuse to get out of it.8
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Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?8
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I like this method._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »lelebandicoot wrote: »I wanna be nude though
How do I take most of the men on this site in one post?
Signed,
Expert
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_FallenAngel_ wrote: »I'm out but I volunteer to be the one to send a emergency text to when things don't work out and you need someone to call and fake a excuse to get out of it.
You're all...heart (and boobs).lelebandicoot wrote: »I wanna be nude though
Of course you do!_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?
Nyet. Vee shall make your match!0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I like this method._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?
Like a list?
Zere vill be no lists! Nein! Nein! Nein! Zee lists ist verboten!
One poster for one poster. You put your faith in us.3 -
_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?
Nyet. Vee shall make your match![/quote]
But...but...
Well, then, make it a good one! Do you need my list of criteria to narrow it down? I'm really helpful (and controlling) like that.0 -
_FallenAngel_ wrote: »I'm out but I volunteer to be the one to send a emergency text to when things don't work out and you need someone to call and fake a excuse to get out of it.
You're all...heart (and boobs).lelebandicoot wrote: »I wanna be nude though
Of course you do!_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Can I get multiple matches and pick the most eligible candidate?
Nyet. Vee shall make your match!
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