The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »@kindalikevelma wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Can I stake a claim right here?
Or steak a claim?
You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.
Two birds with one stone.
Bravo!
I prefer to feed two birds with one scone. Killing them just seems like fowl play.
Lmao okay PETA
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PET HERMIT CRABS.2 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Who is the conductor aboard this bus?
He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.
Dragged through the undergrowth.
You SAID you shaved.
I lied. I'll do it now. Full body?
If I leave will you keep me abreast of developments?
I am on top of you it.
Can't you be all over me it instead?0 -
I’m curious who will be the couple that acts like they dislike one another and are caught on camera canoodling.4
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Who is the conductor aboard this bus?
I'm driving this train, lady. From the caboose!
So it’s not a boat.0 -
Waiting to see more love matches?0
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Yeah that's the only reason I'm here.
Curiosity.
Serendipity.1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
You come up with the best ideas :laugh:0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?0 -
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
MFP cage matches
If you are going to bring cages into it, can we have some other fun toys too?2 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
Standard jello wraslin' venue2 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
Uhm excuse me I expect nothing less than the Holiday Inn conference room.0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.0 -
george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.
I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.0 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »How come no one is volunteering?
No one wants to be first, Cookie.burlygirl91 wrote: »@CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?
I can neither confirm nor deny that, burly. Wanna take a chance? What have you got to lose? There is EVERYTHING to gain. I mean...LOVE!
I have nothing to lose except maybe my sanity
Oh sweetie. I think we both know that ship sailed. Settle in. Polish that falsie, oil those whips and dust trhe St. Andrerw's cross, honey, cuz we's a gonna find you a man. Or a woman. Or perhaps a sex sherpa. Something.
AND IT WILL BE AWESOME!
Soo, sex sherpa is a possibility? Sign me up0 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.
I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.
Mostly sneakers. Nuke and Raaboks. Air Force 11's, but yeah they'll be there. Oh and 24 red roses for $4.400 -
george5911 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »george5911 wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Waiting to see more love matches?
I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.
But do we all get to watch?
Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot
After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.
I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.
Mostly sneakers. Nuke and Raaboks. Air Force 11's, but yeah they'll be there. Oh and 24 red roses for $4.40
I'll take the lot.0 -
theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!0 -
theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking0 -
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theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
6 days.1 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »george5911 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
Does what I did for you mean so little?
She was here for all of that0 -
_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
6 days in MFP time.
FIFY1 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »george5911 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »theresa120 wrote: »I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋
Tell us, child: is it love you seek?
I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.
But what if we could offer you a...
LOVE SOUP!
...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
Does what I did for you mean so little?
So unappreciative.0 -
Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.0
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SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?0 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari1
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