The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
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    Does this mean you disapprove of said match?

    Oh. He does, cowgirl.

    How can I focus on matching people up?

    I've been denied.

    He can't exempt himself. He's yours. Now you go GIT'M girl.

    This is so much like real life, throwing myself at someone who isn't interested. Ho hum.

    He is. He's embarrassed by the depth of his feelings.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Reverse

    Does this mean you disapprove of said match?

    Oh. He does, cowgirl.

    How can I focus on matching people up?

    I've been denied.

    He can't exempt himself. He's yours. Now you go GIT'M girl.

    This is so much like real life, throwing myself at someone who isn't interested. Ho hum.

    need a rebound guy who you will SERIOUSLY regret in a few months?
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    Morphsuits it is then.

    No, no, NO! It's a tropical island. There are no clothes. It's like Naked and Afraid except In MFP Love. Naked MFpers In Love and Afraid Their Spouses Will Find Out.
    HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!

    How can you *kitten* say that? I meant every word I copied and pasted from the script of The Notebook.

    Says the man who sends the same snapchats that he puts on his story. I thought what we had was special.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    ooohhh....... Here for steak.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    I am not even gonna attempt to control where you stick your clam, sister.
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    ooohhh....... Here for steak.

    Not just steak.... ALL THE MEAT!!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    Morphsuits it is then.

    No, no, NO! It's a tropical island. There are no clothes. It's like Naked and Afraid except In MFP Love. Naked MFpers In Love and Afraid Their Spouses Will Find Out.
    HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!

    How can you *kitten* say that? I meant every word I copied and pasted from the script of The Notebook.

    Says the man who sends the same snapchats that he puts on his story. I thought what we had was special.

    If it was SO special then you would have given me your Kik.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    ooohhh....... Here for steak.

    Not just steak.... ALL THE MEAT!!

    Now I'm hungry.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    I am not even gonna attempt to control where you stick your clam, sister.

    Should I pull on this thread 🤔
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    @CookingWithCumin is one of the experts yea?

    I'm bad at love. Even Halsey knows it

    You have my vote for love expert!
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    Reverse

    Does this mean you disapprove of said match?

    Oh. He does, cowgirl.

    How can I focus on matching people up?

    I've been denied.

    He can't exempt himself. He's yours. Now you go GIT'M girl.

    This is so much like real life, throwing myself at someone who isn't interested. Ho hum.

    need a rebound guy who you will SERIOUSLY regret in a few months?

    Look at you, so thoughtful!
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    I'm driving this train, lady. From the caboose!
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!

    Now I just need to find someone to share these birds with me. They are too fowl to eat both by myself.