The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    OOOOHHHHHHH

    I wanna play!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

    HOW DARE YOU! We already have PLENTY of sloots!
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    Morphsuits it is then.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    OOOOHHHHHHH

    I wanna play!

    This is no game! This is serious love making! Er...matching.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.

    Thank goodness swimsuits were banished. I'll be in a sweatshirt rocking my winter body.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

    HOW DARE YOU! We already have PLENTY of sloots!

    “I swear I’m not normally like this”
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    OOOOHHHHHHH

    I wanna play!

    This is no game! This is serious love making! Er...matching.

    Ok, then I seriously want some love making matching.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    Morphsuits it is then.

    No, no, NO! It's a tropical island. There are no clothes. It's like Naked and Afraid except In MFP Love. Naked MFpers In Love and Afraid Their Spouses Will Find Out.
    HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kace_kay wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    Reverse

    Does this mean you disapprove of said match?

    Oh. He does, cowgirl.

    How can I focus on matching people up?

    I've been denied.

    He can't exempt himself. He's yours. Now you go GIT'M girl.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Once we get everyone coupled up, we need to throw some sloots into the mix and have our very own MFP Temptation Island.

    Oh. This will be fun! Maybe add in some scorned wives sending emails to spice it up even more.

    Can I sign up for title of scorned wife? That sounds like fun.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    I recently was made executor of the island and banished swimsuits.
    Morphsuits it is then.

    No, no, NO! It's a tropical island. There are no clothes. It's like Naked and Afraid except In MFP Love. Naked MFpers In Love and Afraid Their Spouses Will Find Out.
    HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY OK?!

    How can you *kitten* say that? I meant every word I copied and pasted from the script of The Notebook.
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
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    I'm in - who do you hate enough to match up with me?
    Disclaimer: You might want to name someone by whom you don't mind getting killed.

    I'm so poetic... surely nobody could resist. :D

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