The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    crampus1 wrote: »
    Waiting to see more love matches?

    I bet he’d have more participants with dislike
    Matches. Like you have to jello wrestle whoever they say.

    But do we all get to watch?

    Of course, it's being held in a Walmart parking lot

    After party at the big lots/dollar general strip lot? The one with the fish and wings place that was a burnt out Wendy's last week.

    I don’t know what you just said but it sounds dangerous and like there might be someone selling stuff out of their trunk. Count me in.

    Mostly sneakers. Nuke and Raaboks. Air Force 11's, but yeah they'll be there. Oh and 24 red roses for $4.40

    I'll take the lot.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    6 days.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    Does what I did for you mean so little?

    She was here for all of that
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    6 days in MFP time.

    FIFY
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    Does what I did for you mean so little?

    So unappreciative.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?
  • Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    My sex life is like a Ferrari... I don't have a Ferrari
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    An appetite
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Gurrl you would eat him alive
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited January 2019
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.

    Depends - what do you bring to the table?

    Gurrl you would eat him alive

    I also don't have a ferrari. I was just curious. 😉
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    I wandered in from the Fun & Games forums... Equal parts intrigued and terrified to be here! 👋

    Tell us, child: is it love you seek?

    I’m sick in bed today... I don’t need love. I need soup.

    But what if we could offer you a...

    LOVE SOUP!

    ...I drifted off into a NyQuil induced coma and now there’s 100+ new posts... how long was I out for?!

    I don't think you missed any matches if that is what you're asking

    TBH, this thread is pretty entertaining, with or without matches 😂

    Agreed
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Can we put in requests?

    I would like someone 6 feet tall
    Fine
    Affectionate
    Gentleman
    Likes to travel and likes the outdoors
    Likes short women
    Gives a good massage

    That shouldnt be too hard to find

    Request all you like, the matchmaker has shown a tendency to ignore though. Specially on the height thing. Since when is 6' not enough. *kicks rocks*

    I don't have a lot of faith in these guys but am willing to try.

    Also, 6 feet is great.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    Speaking of love... If the uniform thread and the shirtless thread could make a baby, that would be great!

    Shirtless uniforms would just look like funny pants. For dudes anyway.