The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    I'm driving this train, lady. From the caboose!

    Those are back in style.
    What are the rules on board?
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    I’ve already derailed one train. I’ll keep my hands inside this time.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Shhhh...let him think he's still in control.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    edited January 2019
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    I think you could pull'em off nicely though.

    No one is going to be pulling anyone off in the thread. Good heavens, man!

    Shhhhhh bby....just let it happen.....
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    Can I be part of the group that never finds love but gets put on an island with lots of booze and tiny swimsuits?

    In
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!

    I prefer to feed two birds with one scone. Killing them just seems like fowl play.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    ooohhh....... Here for steak.

    Not just steak.... ALL THE MEAT!!

    Now I'm hungry.

    You're in the right place..
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Shhhh...let him think he's still in control.
    SwannySez wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    So you have a problem with being so much younger than me? :D

    No not at all. I'm just never ever going to be 6'2", 6'5", or 6'7" without some pimpalicious platforms that I'll never wear.

    I think you could pull'em off nicely though.

    No one is going to be pulling anyone off in the thread. Good heavens, man!

    Shhhhhh bby....just let it happen.....

    I have not heard this much sillibance since Sylvester and Tweety stormed the Stonewall Chorus Concert!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!

    I prefer to feed two birds with one scone. Killing them just seems like fowl play.

    I and my fellow water fowl thank you for your generosity!
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.

    September through March doesn’t count.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    Can I stake a claim right here?
    Or steak a claim?

    You sound like you are just clamoring to meat your match.

    Two birds with one stone.
    Bravo!

    I prefer to feed two birds with one scone. Killing them just seems like fowl play.

    I'll send you the bill for the scone.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited January 2019
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.

    I lied. I'll do it now. Full body?
    If I leave will you keep me abreast of developments?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.

    I lied. I'll do it now. Full body?
    If I leave will you keep me abreast of developments?

    I am on top of you it.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    Who is the conductor aboard this bus?

    He isn't conducting anymore. He is just here for the ride.

    Dragged through the undergrowth.

    You SAID you shaved.

    September through March doesn’t count.

    Wait. What month is it? I always get a little fuzzy this time of year.