The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Still waiting on my next match. Customer service in this place is terrible! Totally writing a Yelp review.
Men who are trees don't grow on trees
Tell me about it.
Except for me but I'm seeking a short woman so my spawn is averaged out and not cursed to a life of breathing ozone
I'm done spawning, so that should be added to my list of requirements - no more giant babies!0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Nor do we need lapel pins, but here I am. Waiting to be pricked2 -
@SirMxyzptlk
Apologies, I'll cut you out in future.1 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS
I haven't heard it called trim since junior high...0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
Ohhh is that what you were doing? I thought we were playing a different game...0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Nor do we need lapel pins, but here I am. Waiting to be pricked
Have I got a prick for you!
@RhiAnLewis17 meet @Motorsheen!
I now pronounce you matched for all eternity. Strip nekkid and frolic!3 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
P.S. "unofficial" for matchmaking people like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk
I appreciate the other "officializing" you did on me.1 -
The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?6 -
Oh it just gets better and better. Clearly I won't be getting any work done today. 😂😂0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
❤❤❤❤
Also, #sendnudes.
so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke
second
I second this motion, let em flow yo1 -
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CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
❤❤❤❤
Also, #sendnudes.
so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke
second
I second this motion, let em flow yo
No worries. I'll just text her the pics 😉0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
❤❤❤❤
Also, #sendnudes.
so firstly be careful with that because mods don't like that joke
second
I second this motion, let em flow yo
No worries. I'll just text her the pics 😉
cool, lets get a group message going0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is george5911 and nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Excuse you. I match you with @carnivore now. You'll never be eaten again with that attitude
I'll assume that woo came from you.1 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.2 -
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Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »george5911 wrote: »Oh it just gets better and better. Clearly I won't be getting any work done today. 😂😂
hows that diff than any other day?
Very different!0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is george5911 and nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Excuse you. I match you with @carnivore now. You'll never be eaten again with that attitude
I'll assume that woo came from you.
Just added my hug. Not me ;-)
Well then someone is drunk high fiving me. Cool.2 -
george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
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She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
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george5911 wrote: »She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
Agreed.
But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.5 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
Agreed.
But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.
This is a great point George1 -
I'm so late to the party, but I'm definitely interested!0
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RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
Agreed.
But once you meet in person and fall in love and know that you never ever wanna be apart ever...then one of you moves. You gotta sacrifice for love.
Did you read the part where I said I'm happy AF? No? So ignored.
😂😂😂0 -
What the heck happened in here overnight? I missed the entire matchmaking party.0
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