The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.
...
And for.the record sir...I am old as dirt....😉
Dirty can be nice ...... and familiar
Come to momma!🤗....but go slow...you don't wanna break anything good before you make it over here😬😉😍
Damn.... did I just lose Stan to you?!
I don't think so....still waiting and my arms ain't getting any lighter😒1 -
george5911 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »
If he plays nice with the fluffers that is a plus too.
Hehehe
Do you like birds?
Birds are great. I wouldn't have any myself, but birds are cool.
would you let Kiwi sit on your shoulder? She is potty trained btw.
If I could stop laughing, yes.
I'll interact with any animal that is not a snake, doesn't live in the ocean, and has been potty trained.
I like you George.
HA! And you both questioned me when I predicted this long ago! @SwannySez you totally should have enlisted my services on your selection panel!
THERE you are, Denny!
I was hoping you would show up because there is a lovely lady here who has been waiting patiently for a love match. I knew that you and only you could sate her mad passion:
@burlygirl91 this is @denny_mac
So let it be written. So let it be done.
Go forth from this thread and spread the gospel of the MFP Love Match!2 -
standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.
...
And for.the record sir...I am old as dirt....😉
Dirty can be nice ...... and familiar
Come to momma!🤗....but go slow...you don't wanna break anything good before you make it over here😬😉😍
Damn.... did I just lose Stan to you?!
Just think about what you've done, young lady...
Clearly, my belongs to another (but she giggles and runs away a lot)
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I will not......hey!
Mauricio, is that you?
If it is, your presentation tomorrow is gonna be awkward
Good luck, knock em dead!
I’ll just picture them all as @kinetixtrainer2 wearing underwear. Should be easy as there’s so much photographic evidence here on MFP.0 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Match #6 y’all!
@standenvernet and @nooshi713 are a match made in heaven! Here in this earth we will just squint at the power of this love match!
What is he like?
Heaven in a male body. He is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,
Well that is wonderful. He sounds great.
Yeah, something like that -- I got the 6-foot thing covered (with some to spare); Let's break this down from your Shopping list:- 6 feet tall (yup)
- Fine (I feel fine, but ... unless you're talking about hair ... you'll need to be the judge...)
- Affectionate (when properly motivated / reciprocated)
- Gentleman (yup, that's the room I use; alternately labeled as "Mens"...)
- Likes to travel and likes the outdoors (yup, though I do live indoors, which intentionally keeps the "outdoors" outdoors)
- Likes short women (stature = yes; sighted = no; tempered = no -- you will be teased on this, however)
- Gives a good massage (of course, often with various 'endings' )
So, @george5911 sounds pretty good about now, eh?
Hi. How old are you? Do you like birds? What about women's feet?
55, and both are fantastic when properly prepared.How'd I do?
Great. But youre a bit too old for me.
Age is but a number
Well it would look weird. I'm 36 but look 10 years younger. Hes 20 years older.
🤔sometimes us oldies look younger...I believe the new iPhone has the 20 yrs younger filter😀....this could still work!!!!😉😍
(Personally in thought his liking birds if they are prepared well was gonna be the big no no!🤷😬😉)
Well I cant blame him for liking chicken or turkey. I dont want anyone trying to eat my feather babies though!
Did you say something about a feather, baby?
The little fluffers.
My 4 parrots.
Parrots, eh? Are they as pretty as you?
They are way prettier. They have lovely colors.
Are you saying my black and white cat wasn't pretty because he didn't have colors?!
I haven't seen him. I can appreciate the beauty of cats and most animals. Black and white can be quite striking. I will never own a feline though because they are the mortal enemy of the fluffers.1 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.3 -
Damn. 168 new posts and only like 3 new love matches.
And I wasn't one of them.
I'd be willing to switch teams. 😘2 -
standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
She can have someone else. I claim you.
...
And for.the record sir...I am old as dirt....😉
Dirty can be nice ...... and familiar
Come to momma!🤗....but go slow...you don't wanna break anything good before you make it over here😬😉😍
Damn.... did I just lose Stan to you?!
Just think about what you've done, young lady...
Clearly, my belongs to another (but she giggles and runs away a lot)
It's call.chase! It's suppose to be fun....😁.....just ya know carefully we don't mend like we used too😘0 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Damn. 168 new posts and only like 3 new love matches.
And I wasn't one of them.
I'd be willing to switch teams. 😘
I’m in two of them🤗🤗
Also hey this really got out of hand0 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I think the next one that contacts me will hear about scripting in Sindarin.2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
🙋I'm in!!!2 -
Me coming here on my break from work2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Yeesh, I leave and suddenly MFP has tiny life once more.
Okay @SwannySez I'm ready for love. Do your worst.
I prefer my match to be a capable companion at well-dressed events, to be terminally teased and never progress from a state of constant, torturous, gleeful mental foreplay. In short, we will be a romantic comedy - everyone fulfilled and happy, but without any sex, because the story is about love and those things are mutually exclusive.
Who do you have for me?
My worst? Oh ye of little faith!
This has taken a lot of thought but I believe that this will make both of you better:
@leut_underpants your match is @alywei3773. To have and to hold from this day forth. In cyber and in life. On MFP and not.
I pronounce you an MFP Love Match!
Wait, wut?
@kindalikevelma what do we do here? There's an impending packet collision on my network.
Looks like a merge conflict to me.
You’re going to have to resolve it Leut.
Both of you just get LinkedIn now
No, because then my other LinkedIn boyfriend will know.
I'm not worried. LinkedIn is something nerds use twice a year just to see if the outside world has found us yet.
I thought it was for bullying recruiters.
I convinced one that I was proficient in the popular scripting language “Klingon”.
I use it for many things, but never more than twice a year. Pretending I'm on any kind of social media, for example. The aged need an outlet.
That’s endearing, really. :flowerforyou:
I'm too busy modifying sysctl parameters on my pfsense box. A man has things to do so he can buy suits faster. :laugh:
Tell me more about these suits you mention.
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leut_underpants wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Damn. 168 new posts and only like 3 new love matches.
And I wasn't one of them.
I'd be willing to switch teams. 😘
This was unfair, you were one of the first ones in. @SwannySez needs to repent and fix this.
We need to elect a new matchmaker.3
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