The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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I fkn love this thread. MFP better not break or take it down.2
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
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I wann watchThe fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
I mean
Congrats you two
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
Well, it's about time you acknowledged it. Took you long enough.....
And I had to claim her, because you were taking too long!
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
I don't allow slips in my presence.0 -
The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
I don't allow slips in my presence.
I was just happy for the breeze...0 -
The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
ok @SwannySez , let's see you in a kilt.
Ring ding diddle-iddle-ah-dee-oh ring-dih-diddle-ee-ih-oh...0 -
george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
You're so sweet.
If only that last part werent true.0 -
The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.1 -
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
Our powers are unimpeachable. Our choices impeccable. Some people, sadly, are living in a world of their own delusion. That cannot be helped. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
We are matchmakers, not plastic surgeons or psychiatrists. We can only put the right naughty bits in proximity. It's up to the matchees to make it work.
Faith.
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The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
I don't allow slips in my presence.
I was just happy for the breeze...
That's MY breeze.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
YOU still haven't matched me.... have I been deemed "unmatchable"?
You walked in and claimed a match and she whipped off her slip and leapt into your arms suckling like a hungry infant. I was equally aroused and threatened by your sudden coupling. There seemed to be no need to deny that you, @tinak33, and @RhiAnLewis17 were THE Sapphic Sisters of the thread.
I don't allow slips in my presence.
I was just happy for the breeze...
That's MY breeze.
It left me all a'flutter.1 -
The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?1 -
george5911 wrote: »She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
Who brought R Kelly into this?2 -
standenvernet wrote: »george5911 wrote: »She deserves more than a touch-n-go relationship.RomaineCalm wrote: »george5911 wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »The only match I'm backing so far is @george5911 and @nooshi713.
Apologies if it makes things more awkward for ya, I know it's been said before, but you two would seriously be a cute couple.
IMHO overall I think the "matchmakers" here are not putting a thoughtful process to work.
Who watched that show "Love Connection"?
Not awkward at all. She's gorgeous, smart, has her own, nothing not to like.
I'm just happy AF being single and raising my kids. Also like 45 or so of the states are in between us.
That's why they made airplanes. Don't give up so easily, man.
Who brought R Kelly into this?
Pretty sure she's no child, and no one said anything about urine, so I guess you did my man.2 -
The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
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