The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever.....


    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.

    Thus sayeth the Swan.

    You are hilarious.

    Not the best matchmaker though.

    How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?
    Oh, I guess maybe you do know.

    The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?

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    You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?

    Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?

    Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?

    Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.

    But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.

    Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!

    You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.

    Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.

    IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE

    BABY JUST LET IT BE

    So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life.... :'(

    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.

    @bigbandjohn so no triad yet?

    Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.

    @HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.

    Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.

    He's practicing....
    So he knows the right buttons to push.

    I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
    Yet someone keeps coming to the door over and over and over...

    I'll have what she's having.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    edited January 2019
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

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  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    This is why you can't have nice toys.
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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    This is why you can't have nice toys.

    Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.

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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    Me reading this thread & anticipating what will happen next

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    This is why you can't have nice toys.
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    This is why you can't have nice toys.

    Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜

    it's basement, :laugh:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    cdlee4 wrote: »
    I think I broke my match :'( , please sir may I have another?

    :p

    another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.

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    :# I can explain.. ermmm uhhh, oh, look squirrel *runs away* 😂
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    This thread is what happens when chit chatters attempt to be like F&G.

    No. This is something very, very different.
  • cdlee4
    cdlee4 Posts: 507 Member
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  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.

    Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.

    If only you had been a bit quicker!

    Alas, I have someone for you, my little deadhead:

    @BlowPopKisses? Meet your MFP Love Match: @deadliftsandsprinkles!

    Now let’s see some girl on girl, shall we?

    A Love match, for moi? I don't rightly remember signin' up but ....
    @deadliftsandsprinkles

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  • yogidani77
    yogidani77 Posts: 6,978 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.

    how bout a ball?

    You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    This thread is what happens when chit chatters attempt to be like F&G.

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  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    im just trynna get cuffed before ya'll tax refunds hit.

    need someone willing to take me out to dinner and a show, maybe buy me some new dancing shoes at least.
    in return im gonna be willing to drop you off at work, run you a hug in public, text you smiley faces at least 3 times a day. we can negotiate all the details later on tbh it ain't that important.

    once the money is spent though i am GONE don't even pretend to know me wit ya broke azz.

    The treasury is closed: no tax refunds currently.

    They plan to bring back employees later in Jan. to process refunds. Suddenly the white house legal dept. has decided that the IRS employees to process refunds fit the qualification as "essential to protect life or property." Of course, like most other government employees who have to work during the shutdown, they are not actually going to be given a paycheck until the government re-opens. I believe there is a lawsuit in the works about that, as there should be... I feel bad for the employees who are still showing up for work and getting an I.O.U. instead of an actual paycheck. To be frank, I would say that whole practice is despicable bull-kitten.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
  • yogidani77
    yogidani77 Posts: 6,978 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.

    how bout a ball?

    You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....

    are we talking 2 or 3 dimensions here? This is important when it comes to love shapes.
    george5911 wrote: »
    You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.

    So, you're not open for matching? Damn

    looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911 ;)

    And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.

    I thought I was with the banana lady?

    I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.

    It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.

    True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.

    how bout a ball?

    You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....

    Whoa whoa

    Let's not pretend that all of the lengths of these sides are the same. If we were all equal, your statement might be true.

    @denny_mac I think we better keep it at 2 dimensions
    As @leut_underpants pointed out, we are not all created equal, so a love sphere might be too dangerous.....
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔

    @SwannySez get your slacker matchmaker butt over here and fix this.

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔

    Never fear @Nicksmom106, we can and will find you a match. Despite the Negative Nellies, I believe in love. It is transformative and can heal even the croniest cat-lady spinster!

    Have a little faith.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔

    No. I'm matching you with @FeelinFooFoo's boyfriend if he doesn't marry her within 365 days.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔

    No. I'm matching you with @FeelinFooFoo's boyfriend if he doesn't marry her within 365 days.

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I nominate @newmeadow as chief matchmaker. Any seconds

    This is not a democracy. Roberts Rules of Order do not reign here.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    edited January 2019
    I'd like to throw my name in the hat for chief matchmaker

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  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    DickVernon wrote: »
    Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔


    You got 30 bucks?

    If I had thirty {young}bucks at my disposal sir!!!😡...what the hell would I be here for?!😏😉