The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »I do hereby decree that @HappilyDistracted and @bigbandjohn are hereby officially an MFP Love Match.
As has been agreed to by all participants and by anyone snooping in the thread and/or having an MFP account, the Official MFP Love Matches decreed by myself or @CookingWithCumin are binding and eternal and ne'er to be passed asunder by man nor beast.
We are willing to open up and allow a few more Official Love Matchers, but such applications would necessarily be made via Private Message with your qualifications, wants, needs, desires and links to your booty pics. No exceptions.
Now let us love free, love hard and love until it hurts!
I've seen @SwannySez naked, he's seen my noods. It's how you get accepted onto the Council of Passion. We also have matching rings and badges. And swords, because.
I think we need to see your credentials to verify your qualifiedness.....0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »danielle77speed wrote: »By far the most entertaining non-selfie thread I’ve ever snooped in on 👍🏼👋🏼
How you doin?😎😍
It’s all gravy baby 🙌🏼0 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Still unmatched.
MINE. 😘
Yasssss!! I got the Best one ❤️❤️❤️
I thought we were sharing Stan😟.......🙋I'm in for sharing this pretty lil chickadee insteadsies!?😁🤗😘
I'll shuffle up 😘😉2 -
Who dis?
My future wife.
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
❤❤❤❤
Also, #sendnoods.0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.0 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Still waiting on my next match. Customer service in this place is terrible! Totally writing a Yelp review.
Men who are trees don't grow on trees
Tell me about it.
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Still waiting on my next match. Customer service in this place is terrible! Totally writing a Yelp review.
Men who are trees don't grow on trees
Tell me about it.
Except for me but I'm seeking a short woman so my spawn is averaged out and not cursed to a life of breathing ozone
I'm done spawning, so that should be added to my list of requirements - no more giant babies!0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Nor do we need lapel pins, but here I am. Waiting to be pricked
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@SirMxyzptlk
Apologies, I'll cut you out in future.1 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »
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Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
I wondered what was so sticky.
But sweet!
You know what they say... you catch more flies with honey.
.....And badgers, honey badgers.
Badgers? We don' need no steeeeeenking badgers.
Y'all ever heard of trimm'in a quote? FFS
I haven't heard it called trim since junior high...0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »Any girls with a Ferrari, large inheritance, and looking for a boy toy...let me know. I am looking for true love.
Depends - what do you bring to the table?
Low self-esteem hiden by very brash, controling dominance.
Swoon.
Sounds like @RhiAnLewis17 and @SirMxyzptlk need to be matched.
No no, you can destroy his none-existent soul.
Please. Mine's black and I don't think the world could cope with that.
Pretty sure you can't revoke. You so welcome.
I can revoke this though, and do.
She deserves better.
Well, agreed. She deserves the best. 😍 Also apparently I am only "unofficial" per @SwannySez *sigh* It's because I wouldn't send noods or wear the matching badge. Isn't it?
Woman, I officialized all over you both. Geez.
Ohhh is that what you were doing? I thought we were playing a different game...0
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