The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?

    Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.

    Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
    And female Richards to boot.

    Who knew.

    How do you call a female Richard?

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    I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.

    I feel exactly the same way.
    Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
    Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?

    I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it

    If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...

    It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.

    Thank you!

    +1

    +2 lol

    You put it up without knowing what it was.
    You cheeky, cheeky lady

    Certainly did. What can I say? It intrigued me 😉
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.

    She only answers to Peg. One syllable only.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.

    She only answers to Peg. One syllable only.

    You're just saying that cuz you want to get pegged by Peggy
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  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.

    She only answers to Peg. One syllable only.

    You're just saying that cuz you want to get pegged by Peggy

    That's cause Peg's got nice legs
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.

    She only answers to Peg. One syllable only.

    You're just saying that cuz you want to get pegged by Peggy

    The only one who pegs me is Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue. Pretty pretty pretty pretty Peggy Sue. Oh Peggy. My Peggy Sue.
  • alekkammer21
    alekkammer21 Posts: 717 Member
    Hey clllll
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔

    Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.

    Can you feel it babies?

    It's the love! The LOVE!

    OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?


    Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure :disappointed: )

    Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement

    Score... 😉
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    Hey clllll

    @SwannySez you have a new contender..
    Hope he's read the fine print.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Hey clllll

    @SwannySez you have a new contender..
    Hope he's read the fine print.

    Peg him 'til he gets it, @RhiAnLewis17!
  • alekkammer21
    alekkammer21 Posts: 717 Member
    peg? lol
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Hey clllll

    @SwannySez you have a new contender..
    Hope he's read the fine print.

    Peg him 'til he gets it, @RhiAnLewis17!

    I'll drill it into him.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    How many people found love today?

    All of them. Every *kitten* *kitten* one.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How many people found love today?

    All of them. Every *kitten* *kitten* one.

    It gladdens me to hear of such things

    Some that didn't want it even had it thrust into onto them.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How many people found love today?

    All of them. Every *kitten* *kitten* one.

    It gladdens me to hear of such things

    Some that didn't want it even had it thrust into onto them.

    Minimal resistance.
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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick =Hick (Hick never really made it outta the 13th century as a nickname). And because Game of Thrones? Dickon Tarly.

    "Rickon?"

    "No, Dickon."

    Can you please repeat this for Margaret?

    Margaret doesn't care. Peggy does, however.

    She only answers to Peg. One syllable only.

    You're just saying that cuz you want to get pegged by Peggy

    That's cause Peg's got nice legs

    Richard peg wuuuuut?

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  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    @tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔

    Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.

    Can you feel it babies?

    It's the love! The LOVE!

    OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?


    Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure :disappointed: )

    Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement

    Psh.....
    @Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently..... :'(

    🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules

    ....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)

    I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.
  • alekkammer21
    alekkammer21 Posts: 717 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.

    To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?

    And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.

    Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.

    I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How many people found love today?

    All of them. Every *kitten* *kitten* one.

    It gladdens me to hear of such things

    Some that didn't want it even had it thrust into onto them.

    Minimal resistance.

    A well oiled engine has the best performance

    At least its not rusty.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    @tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔

    Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.

    Can you feel it babies?

    It's the love! The LOVE!

    OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?


    Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure :disappointed: )

    Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement

    Psh.....
    @Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently..... :'(

    🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules

    ....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)

    I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.

    What do you say, @RhiAnLewis17 ???
    Wanna join??? Sounds fun!
    And think of all the commands we could come up wiht for @Mr_Healthy_Habits !!
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.

    To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?

    And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.

    Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.

    I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.

    Bob/Bobby is also short for William. :|
    I don't get it.
  • alekkammer21
    alekkammer21 Posts: 717 Member
    so confused about what this group turned into since it was made lol