The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
For three hours? He's showing off.
Or fine-tuning. Either way, he clearly is getting really, REALLY good at one skill.
Not necessarily. You can have all the technical precision and stamina in the world, but if you ain't got no feel for the game, you might as well be painting a mural on a clam shell.3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
Ninja doorbell licker0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
Cuz he couldn't find the right spot?0 -
Yet someone keeps coming to the door over and over and over...leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
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standenvernet wrote: »
Yet someone keeps coming to the door over and over and over...leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
I'll have what she's having.0 -
I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.1 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.
Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.
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Me reading this thread & anticipating what will happen next
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.
Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜
it's basement, :laugh:2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.
I can explain.. ermmm uhhh, oh, look squirrel *runs away* 😂 0 -
This thread is what happens when chit chatters attempt to be like F&G.7
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »This thread is what happens when chit chatters attempt to be like F&G.
No. This is something very, very different.3 -
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I’m so confused. What am I supposed to do here? Do i dance? Swipe right? Are coconuts mandatory? When i was young we didn’t have to go through all this rigamarole to get our hearts broken. It was simpler back then.
Coconuts are optional and also I would like to claim you as my mfp match, please and thank you.
If only you had been a bit quicker!
Alas, I have someone for you, my little deadhead:
@BlowPopKisses? Meet your MFP Love Match: @deadliftsandsprinkles!
Now let’s see some girl on girl, shall we?
A Love match, for moi? I don't rightly remember signin' up but ....
@deadliftsandsprinkles
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Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.
So, you're not open for matching? Damn
looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911
And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.
I thought I was with the banana lady?
I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.
It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.
True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.
how bout a ball?
You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....2 -
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empresssue wrote: »im just trynna get cuffed before ya'll tax refunds hit.
need someone willing to take me out to dinner and a show, maybe buy me some new dancing shoes at least.
in return im gonna be willing to drop you off at work, run you a hug in public, text you smiley faces at least 3 times a day. we can negotiate all the details later on tbh it ain't that important.
once the money is spent though i am GONE don't even pretend to know me wit ya broke azz.
The treasury is closed: no tax refunds currently.
They plan to bring back employees later in Jan. to process refunds. Suddenly the white house legal dept. has decided that the IRS employees to process refunds fit the qualification as "essential to protect life or property." Of course, like most other government employees who have to work during the shutdown, they are not actually going to be given a paycheck until the government re-opens. I believe there is a lawsuit in the works about that, as there should be... I feel bad for the employees who are still showing up for work and getting an I.O.U. instead of an actual paycheck. To be frank, I would say that whole practice is despicable bull-kitten.3
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