The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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burlygirl91 wrote: »
Really? Why?0 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »
I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game2 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »
I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game
You're on the wrong website then baby!!
Haha, I’m trying to be brave and more self-confident, try me0 -
This threads like... 😂
https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM 4 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
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just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷3 -
MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
Don’t feel bad, I’ve been jilted by the new guy
New plan....Mistress Sara's MINE *kitten*!!!😍👯 Cookie, quickly please get the HAT and make it so👰👰🙏.....👩❤️💋👩1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol0 -
Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
It's not like I've got anything else to do 🤷🏽♂️😂...
Although no promises on the good man thing 😏😘😈...1 -
How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?2
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midwesterner85 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »im just trynna get cuffed before ya'll tax refunds hit.
need someone willing to take me out to dinner and a show, maybe buy me some new dancing shoes at least.
in return im gonna be willing to drop you off at work, run you a hug in public, text you smiley faces at least 3 times a day. we can negotiate all the details later on tbh it ain't that important.
once the money is spent though i am GONE don't even pretend to know me wit ya broke azz.
The treasury is closed: no tax refunds currently.
They plan to bring back employees later in Jan. to process refunds. Suddenly the white house legal dept. has decided that the IRS employees to process refunds fit the qualification as "essential to protect life or property." Of course, like most other government employees who have to work during the shutdown, they are not actually going to be given a paycheck until the government re-opens. I believe there is a lawsuit in the works about that, as there should be... I feel bad for the employees who are still showing up for work and getting an I.O.U. instead of an actual paycheck. To be frank, I would say that whole practice is despicable bull-kitten.
I wholeheartedly agree. It matters not what anyone's politics are: they shouldn't use them as pawns.1 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.0 -
OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.0
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You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
I love your imagination, and vivid descriptions! This made me lol for real!2 -
empresssue wrote: »OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.
I would think it's going to be hard to match a shark up. A real challenge for the matchmakers...1 -
SabAteNine wrote: »You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
This is next level.
Also @Vikka_V you upped the stakes here so high, that your post is deserving of a new thread. Sorry @SwannySez and @CookingWithCumin
Thanks lady, leave it to me to derail!0 -
You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.
but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
Um, sounds like fun,for real!
But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
I will buy you nuggets tho.1 -
You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.
but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
Um, sounds like fun,for real!
But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
I will buy you nuggets tho.
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏1
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