The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    It’s about the death of hope, the slaughter of the innocent and prison rape.

    Not necessarily in that order.
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?

    You ready to be chained up as @CookingWithCumin just said lol

    I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?

    You ready to be chained up as @CookingWithCumin just said lol

    I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game

    You're on the wrong website then baby!!

    Haha, I’m trying to be brave and more self-confident, try me
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    Don’t feel bad, I’ve been jilted by the new guy

    New plan....Mistress Sara's MINE *kitten*!!!😍👯 Cookie, quickly please get the HAT and make it so👰👰🙏.....👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol

    🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
    👍💓💓💓🤗
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol

    🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
    👍💓💓💓🤗

    It's not like I've got anything else to do 🤷🏽‍♂️😂...

    Although no promises on the good man thing 😏😘😈...
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
    How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    im just trynna get cuffed before ya'll tax refunds hit.

    need someone willing to take me out to dinner and a show, maybe buy me some new dancing shoes at least.
    in return im gonna be willing to drop you off at work, run you a hug in public, text you smiley faces at least 3 times a day. we can negotiate all the details later on tbh it ain't that important.

    once the money is spent though i am GONE don't even pretend to know me wit ya broke azz.

    The treasury is closed: no tax refunds currently.

    They plan to bring back employees later in Jan. to process refunds. Suddenly the white house legal dept. has decided that the IRS employees to process refunds fit the qualification as "essential to protect life or property." Of course, like most other government employees who have to work during the shutdown, they are not actually going to be given a paycheck until the government re-opens. I believe there is a lawsuit in the works about that, as there should be... I feel bad for the employees who are still showing up for work and getting an I.O.U. instead of an actual paycheck. To be frank, I would say that whole practice is despicable bull-kitten.

    I wholeheartedly agree. It matters not what anyone's politics are: they shouldn't use them as pawns.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?

    Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    I love your imagination, and vivid descriptions! This made me lol for real!
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.

    I would think it's going to be hard to match a shark up. A real challenge for the matchmakers...
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    This is next level.

    Also @Vikka_V you upped the stakes here so high, that your post is deserving of a new thread. Sorry @SwannySez and @CookingWithCumin

    Thanks lady, leave it to me to derail!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.

    but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE

    Um, sounds like fun,for real!
    But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
    I will buy you nuggets tho.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.

    but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE

    Um, sounds like fun,for real!
    But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
    I will buy you nuggets tho.

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  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol

    🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
    👍💓💓💓🤗

    Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner

    Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏