The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure
)
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules
....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)
I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules
....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)
I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.
What do you say, @RhiAnLewis17 ???
Wanna join??? Sounds fun!
And think of all the commands we could come up wiht for @Mr_Healthy_Habits !!RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules
....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)
I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.
What do you say, @RhiAnLewis17 ???
Wanna join??? Sounds fun!
And think of all the commands we could come up wiht for @Mr_Healthy_Habits !!
@tinak33 Ooooh I'm all a fluster. Count me in!
Well I don't know about the kitty costumes 😐
But the extortion part sounds hot 😏 😂
Are you sure......here kitty kitty!😍
Why don't you ask me in private 😂
Maybe I can be... Persuaded 😉0 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
This is disturbing but mostly repulsive.
Woah what in the world is that? Do I even wanna know?
It’s a sage grouse and that is their dance. I wish they’d stop.
😂😂😘 thanks for making me laugh...and yes...please stop you're gross grouse dance so I can drink my coffee with out...😷
Girl you always crack me up!🤗....if I wasn't happily if I wedded by our own declaration, you would be my one and only....think of.our own dancing we could do!🤗💃💃💓😁👍😂0 -
@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘2 -
@Motorsheen wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I'm so confused, is this thread a free for all now? If so cool
About the nickname aspect of this thread...sorta, maybe not at all a nickname train of thought
My name is a quite common name with several variations. I often get people calling the numerous variations, and often making some of them super awkward to say. I also have people who have known me for years and call me random names that make no sense at all (Kate, Jessica)...who?
My brother has a nickname for me that is totally random too, it's for my "alter ego" who often shows her face if I've been drinking or sleepwalking.
please sharsies🙏 my alter drinking ego is named Lola....she was a showngirl......💃..... I'm dead serious too, most of my friends call me Lola when we drink.....but that was many years ago when I used to have a life....🙍
Ooo a life. What was that like? 😉
Welp....it's really hard to remember because I was Lola most of the time🍹🍸🍷🍻.....I remember laughing and dancing and pretty lil dresses......now it bleached stained yoga pants, a lot of old Ramones' tees also the drinks are not as fun either ☕🍵......and now I'm called mommy and not because I'm 💃....but more 🍼🤷😘....yup.goooood times those lives🙄😏
@Nicksmom106
@Motorsheen 😉
You had me at "ramones'.
😍😎 hey ho!..let's go 👍, wanna come over and listen to the ramones and chill🤷😁😘1 -
Im gonna set myself up with @newmeadow for a fun friends night of walking a city/town, exploring the town/city, people watching randoms and guessing/making up their 'stories'.
We'll have a 'street meat' dinner from an amazing food truck, a random vendor along our walk and sit on a park bench to eat. We will pick random people and come up with 'stories' for them, and maybe even follow them for a bit if they seem interesting.
We'll stop by a pub where I'll down a drink or 2 and she'll scope the patrons for some interesting convo...then we will interject and stop the convo dead with our opinions....and try to keep our laughs in to ourselves, or maybe just look at each other and try to not burst into laughter!
Then just say "bii-ee" and move on to the next, that we can try to stupefy with our "fun filled honest conversation"!!
Sounds like a super fun night (to me)!4 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!2 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
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Im gonna set myself up with @newmeadow for a fun friends night of walking a city/town, exploring the town/city, people watching randoms and guessing/making up their 'stories'.
We'll have a 'street meat' dinner from an amazing food truck, a random vendor along our walk and sit on a park bench to eat. We will pick random people and come up with 'stories' for them, and maybe even follow them for a bit if they seem interesting.
We'll stop by a pub where I'll down a drink or 2 and she'll scope the patrons for some interesting convo...then we will interject and stop the convo dead with our opinions....and try to keep our laughs in to ourselves, or maybe just look at each other and try to not burst into laughter!
Then just say "bii-ee" and move on to the next, that we can try to stupefy with our "fun filled honest conversation"!!
Sounds like a super fun night (to me)!
Aw man...😯 that DOES sound like a fun night!!!!!😍👍
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
It’s MFP! It’s always MFP 🙄 something is always not working....2 -
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*backs out quickly*1
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danielle77speed wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
It’s MFP! It’s always MFP 🙄 something is always not working....
I've heard that happens as things get older...... heard from a friend.2 -
standenvernet wrote: »danielle77speed wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
It’s MFP! It’s always MFP 🙄 something is always not working....
I've heard that happens as things get older...... heard from a friend.
Does the "friend" know if you don't use it you lose it!😯....so a friend of mine said😏1 -
Aw! That is not cool😠....i.want to see that lovely face on my friends list!!! 😍. I'm thinking of starting a coup😈 who is with me?!!!🙋🙌Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
Oh um damn autocorrect....I meant coop 🐔🐣 I 💓 fresh eggs....😏
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My match and I have yet to consummate our union.
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
Oh, @SwannySez likes to hold the camera, and he's been strangely scarce these past few days1 -
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »
It needs to be more "twitchy"0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »
Aw! That is not cool😠....i.want to see that lovely face on my friends list!!! 😍. I'm thinking of starting a coup😈 who is with me?!!!🙋🙌Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
Oh um damn autocorrect....I meant coop 🐔🐣 I 💓 fresh eggs....😏
Fresh eggs, hmm? Is this how you attract all those lovers? 😉0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »
Aw! That is not cool😠....i.want to see that lovely face on my friends list!!! 😍. I'm thinking of starting a coup😈 who is with me?!!!🙋🙌Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
... I 💓 fresh eggs....😏
Chicken eggs?0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »
Aw! That is not cool😠....i.want to see that lovely face on my friends list!!! 😍. I'm thinking of starting a coup😈 who is with me?!!!🙋🙌Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
Oh um damn autocorrect....I meant coop 🐔🐣 I 💓 fresh eggs....😏
Fresh eggs, hmm? Is this how you attract all those lovers? 😉
It sure as he'll don't hurt!😉,,...........................................................................and yes😒🙄0 -
I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.5
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kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️1 -
Oh snap! Runnnnnnnnnn @kinetixtrainer2 they onto you!1
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
hey! u were matched with me already
Tankiscool wrote: »Oh snap! Runnnnnnnnnn @kinetixtrainer2 they onto you!
😂🤣. Slowly lowers hand3 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »danielle77speed wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
It’s MFP! It’s always MFP 🙄 something is always not working....
I've heard that happens as things get older...... heard from a friend.
Does the "friend" know if you don't use it you lose it!😯....so a friend of mine said😏
I seriously hope this isn’t true 😂2
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