The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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@Mr_Healthy_HabitsIt's not like I've got anything else to do 🤷🏽♂️😂...
Although no promises on the good man thing 😏😘😈...
Excellent😈😁😘
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂
https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
.......
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏
Well... I don’t HAVE to be an actor since what I really want to do is direct.
I will be the corner sock.
I was kinda sorta thinking & hoping we both could hang in the corner and just yell out random things to see what happens....🤷...Mr.Healthy is a cutie pie and looks flexible....I also have lots of costumes from dressing up all my cats, so that'll be fun!....this is gonna be the bestest match evah!!!!!!🤗😘👍❤❤❤2 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure
)
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏
Well... I don’t HAVE to be an actor since what I really want to do is direct.
I will be the corner sock.
I was kinda sorta thinking & hoping we both could hang in the corner and just yell out random things to see what happens....🤷...Mr.Healthy is a cutie pie and looks flexible....I also have lots of costumes from dressing up all my cats, so that'll be fun!....this is gonna be the bestest match evah!!!!!!🤗😘👍❤❤❤
I LOVE THIS!
“Backbend!”
“Ok, now crow!”
“With the gladiator skirt!”
Well.... I did play Fokine in Nijinski God's Mad Clown 🤷🏽♂️😏🙈😂2 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.
I would think it's going to be hard to match a shark up. A real challenge for the matchmakers...
That's what they're here for, isn't it?
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standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
@SwannySez & @CookingWithCumin, I apologize for anarchy here.....
@standenvernet, my shark & I need a match.
Your age is hunky dory.
I know you're gainfully employed-so far, so good.1 -
standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
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SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.1 -
MistressSara wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
Don’t draw attention to it
I would never think of doing it.1 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
Like this:
*walks up to random woman* "Hi, Richard!"
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.2 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?0 -
I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.1
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MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.3 -
...ahem.. not to sound like a Richard, but I’ve been waiting 2 whole days for my soup...3
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MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
*Curtsy*
The more dumb *kitten* you know, right?
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
+2 lol1
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