The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
For three hours? He's showing off.1 -
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
For three hours? He's showing off.
Or fine-tuning. Either way, he clearly is getting really, REALLY good at one skill.1 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »
Or fine-tuning. Either way, he clearly is getting really, REALLY good at one skill.
Maybe invest in alternative anatomy for doorbells. Give him a challenge
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Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
ok... I was going to say it wasn't me, but afterRhiAnLewis17 wrote: »He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'll leave it up to your imagination....
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
For three hours? He's showing off.
Or fine-tuning. Either way, he clearly is getting really, REALLY good at one skill.
Not necessarily. You can have all the technical precision and stamina in the world, but if you ain't got no feel for the game, you might as well be painting a mural on a clam shell.3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
Ninja doorbell licker0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
Cuz he couldn't find the right spot?0 -
Yet someone keeps coming to the door over and over and over...leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
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standenvernet wrote: »
Yet someone keeps coming to the door over and over and over...leut_underpants wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »bigbandjohn wrote: »ok. Don't believe I get to say this, rather than being told this.... First time ever....._BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »The fact of the matter here, folks, is that we simply know better than you. It's that simple. Oh sure, some people, who shall remain nameless - *cough* - seem to believe themselves to be the shadchans of MFP. They are mistaken. Only we chosen few, we happy few, we kilt-wearing chewers of caq have been blessed with the divine vision to make the choices here in this thread that carry the weight of God himself.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
You are hilarious.
Not the best matchmaker though.
How DARE you question @SwannySez . Do you know how difficult it is to find a match for an owner of 4 parrots?Oh, I guess maybe you do know.
The parrots are an asset. They are not why I'm single. Lol. Who wouldn't want 4 adorably fluffy potty trained birds around?
You would or wouldn't want to be around the fluffers?
Fluffers I can deal with, but live birds?
Hey, @SwannySez , since your match for me classifies me as an undesirably geriatric, can I get a refund on my payment, or is there some kinda of "exchange" program?
Oh c'mon, now. You're not so old that you need a fluffer. No one here buys that.
But since we do not stand for age discrimination in these parts, we will find you another match.
Hey, hey, hey!! My match was already matched a second time with someone else and then rejected her. I'm still waiting for my rematch!
You've heard the saying "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"? That *kitten* don't fly in these here parts, lady. We're more akin to kindergarten: you get what you get and you don't get upset.
Hey, it's not my fault you matched me with someone who wants to stay single! That's gotta be against the rules or something.
IF ITS MEANT TO BEEEE ITLL BEEEEE ITLLL BEEEE
BABY JUST LET IT BE
So far this thread is ending up eerily similar to my actual dating life....
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ - sorry for your troubles. If I wasn't already with @HappilyDistracted I'd certainly volunteer for you.
@bigbandjohn so no triad yet?
Well, whomever is selected we should both agree. I'm all about making sure everyone involved is happy.
@HappilyDistracted don't let him go. Not with that attitude.
Pretty sure I saw him on the news yesterday, licking a doorbell for 3 hours straight.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-licking-doorbell-intercom-camera-video-california-a8718571.htmlAnd THIS TIME the dude is not from Florida!
He's practicing....
So he knows the right buttons to push.
I'm betting that doorbell didn't ring even once.
I'll have what she's having.0 -
I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another? 2
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.1 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.
Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.
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Me reading this thread & anticipating what will happen next
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
This is why you can't have nice toys.
Or nice boys. They end up in the cellar 😜
it's basement, :laugh:2 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I think I broke my match , please sir may I have another?
another one for the basement huh...now i see how you do it.
I can explain.. ermmm uhhh, oh, look squirrel *runs away* 😂 0
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