The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
hey! u were matched with me already
Tankiscool wrote: »Oh snap! Runnnnnnnnnn @kinetixtrainer2 they onto you!
😂🤣. Slowly lowers hand
i guess if they change the excessively restrictive rulez there could be a match of three or u could be like that warren jeffs guy
I had to google who that is.
As long as imago don’t mind sharing I’m down with whatever. 😉
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burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
At least y'all got a match. I'm still waiting for my "accommodation" already thinking of leaving a bad Yelp review!Tankiscool wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
I am into moms.....waiiiit what???
Ah! A MILFman! We can accommodate that!3 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
At least y'all got a match. I'm still waiting for my "accommodation" already thinking of leaving a bad Yelp review!Tankiscool wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
I am into moms.....waiiiit what???
Ah! A MILFman! We can accommodate that!
Yea, with a guy who wouldn't listen, jeez, I said my safe word so many times
"Oh God", is not a safe word2 -
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burlygirl91 wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
At least y'all got a match. I'm still waiting for my "accommodation" already thinking of leaving a bad Yelp review!Tankiscool wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
I am into moms.....waiiiit what???
Ah! A MILFman! We can accommodate that!
Yea, with a guy who wouldn't listen, jeez, I said my safe word so many times
This service sucks! Wanna get outta here? I listen, I swear!0 -
danielle77speed wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »danielle77speed wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »@Nicksmom106
You get my message?
Or can non friendies still not talk?
geez, I sound desperate...like waiting your reply!
If not Im totally gonna voice thread humiliate myself! Its been a while, Im due!
And for the record, you should go there too!
No sweetness I did not...stupid mfp and their stupid not getting pm thing😒....Hey!!!😯 maybe that's been my problem since the beginning why no one pms me😃yes! That must be it!🤗😘
K
I sent you a cute message (know that!)
I will humiliate myself later in the voice thread and tag you!
Waiting with baited ....um...ears?! 🤗. And I have been checking my pm like every few mins...like always....nuttin😒
Did you get my FR? No pressure now that I announced it to all of mfp 🤦🤷😘
I did not, think my account needs to die, it doesn't work, or maybe it's mfp that doesn't work!
It’s MFP! It’s always MFP 🙄 something is always not working....
I've heard that happens as things get older...... heard from a friend.
Does the "friend" know if you don't use it you lose it!😯....so a friend of mine said😏
I seriously hope this isn’t true 😂
You and me both sista🙌😣😁.......that's why it's better to take matters into your own hands....or something like that😋....
wanna share our hubby? @MistressSara & I are cool and @Mr_Healthy_Habits so cute when he dresses up and contorts!😍1 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
@RhiAnLewis17 and I claim you.0 -
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burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
@RhiAnLewis17 and I claim you.
You already got me ❤️❤️ fo lyf1 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
Me too
At least y'all got a match. I'm still waiting for my "accommodation" already thinking of leaving a bad Yelp review!Tankiscool wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »I would like someone who can entertain me til mfp fixes the glitch...so this is foreverville baybee!
... maybe if I weren't so old.
Could you tolerate someone like @Tankiscool better?
I am into moms.....waiiiit what???
Ah! A MILFman! We can accommodate that!
Yea, with a guy who wouldn't listen, jeez, I said my safe word so many times
This service sucks! Wanna get outta here? I listen, I swear!
But this place is kinda fun
True plus the killer noodz are great!
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I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
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leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
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kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?1 -
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Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.1 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.4 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
That's a dirty lie. I advertised for a woman I could terminally lead on without a payoff, and I've been true to my word. I even gave you an end date for the young treatment. I've been a perfect gentleman.
This means the mint green slacks come out of retirement. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
We all win when you bust out the green pants.1 -
Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.
I’ve always been very vocal about my love for Leut. No need to back peddle here.1 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.
I’ve always been very vocal about my love for Leut. No need to back peddle here.
Idk seems to be a bit more vocal after you turned him down AND called him old #brosgotfeelstoo1 -
Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.
I’ve always been very vocal about my love for Leut. No need to back peddle here.
Idk seems to be a bit more vocal after you turned him down AND called him old #brosgotfeelstoo
We all know I love old men, or maybe you haven’t been around long enough. If anything, that can be taken as a compliment.1 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
And yet you're still seeking a new match. These words don't match that dirty, dirty deed.
Need I remind you:
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leut_underpants wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.
I’ve always been very vocal about my love for Leut. No need to back peddle here.
Idk seems to be a bit more vocal after you turned him down AND called him old #brosgotfeelstoo
The small weiner insult is locked and loaded, I can feel it. :sad:
Unless that was a pair of socks stuffed in your mint pants, I’d say the insult would be without warrant.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
And yet you're still seeking a new match. These words don't match that dirty, dirty deed.
Need I remind you:
That's just foreplay. :flowerforyou:
And an incomplete representation of the data. There was far more flirtation both before and after that.
You’re forgetting I am a dev. We are incapable of recognizing flirtation and/or understanding the nuances of playful banter.0 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »
Are you trying to get me banned?
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kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
I’m not that lucky. One can dream though.kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »I need a rematch. Allegedly I am too young for my other half.
🙋🏻♂️
Ouch.
:sad:
Nope. You’re not allowed to be heartbroken. You shot me down, old-timer.
Ouch!
You need a hug bro @leut_underpants?
FWIW what I was saying was that I already hit the jackpot once with Leut, the odds of scoring another match that great are not in my favor.
All I'm hearing is someone backpeddling and it's not the Eagles defensive backs.
I’ve always been very vocal about my love for Leut. No need to back peddle here.
Idk seems to be a bit more vocal after you turned him down AND called him old #brosgotfeelstoo
We all know I love old men, or maybe you haven’t been around long enough. If anything, that can be taken as a compliment.
Be cautious of what you broadcast on the old interweb, you'll get the old creepy men skidding into your DMs, ain't nobody want that!1 -
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »whats everybody talking bout?
Those two are flirting with their pics, but let's be honest we all are the real winners here. #nohomo @leut_underpants1 -
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