The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.

    Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.

    Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !

    Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.

    Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.

    Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !

    Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!

    No no no! I already have a match

    Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    ^^^ *giggles hysterically*
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.

    Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.

    Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !

    Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!

    No no no! I already have a match

    Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.

    Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂

    I’d give him to you but he is shaping up to be kind of nice

    that's the spirit

    Don’t ruin it

    I would think the more positive I am about it the better ;)


    Positivity can be overrated
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.

    Get an upgrade 😉 She just wanted to lock you in her basement, anyways. You deserve better!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.

    Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.

    Get an upgrade 😉 She just wanted to lock you in her basement, anyways. You deserve better!

    Truth.. my plot revealed 😔
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.

    Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉

    On second thought, if your basement looks anything like this, can I come visit too?home-basement-designs-for-men.jpg
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.

    Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.

    Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !

    Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!

    No no no! I already have a match

    Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.

    Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂

    Says you
  • yogidani77
    yogidani77 Posts: 6,978 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I do hereby decree that @HappilyDistracted and @bigbandjohn are hereby officially an MFP Love Match.

    As has been agreed to by all participants and by anyone snooping in the thread and/or having an MFP account, the Official MFP Love Matches decreed by myself or @CookingWithCumin are binding and eternal and ne'er to be passed asunder by man nor beast.

    We are willing to open up and allow a few more Official Love Matchers, but such applications would necessarily be made via Private Message with your qualifications, wants, needs, desires and links to your booty pics. No exceptions.

    Now let us love free, love hard and love until it hurts!

    I've seen @SwannySez naked, he's seen my noods. It's how you get accepted onto the Council of Passion. We also have matching rings and badges. And swords, because.

    I think we need to see your credentials to verify your qualifiedness.....

    tkw4l3vetx4i.png

    not very recent pic... me and some friends on a shoot we did for playspice magazine

    Saucy!! Verified ✅
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    *hides broken bits of last match*

    I need another :#

    You are throwing me out that quickly?!

    *kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.

    Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉

    Oh, I am up for that... as long as there are other women in this commune as well.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.

    Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.

    Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !

    Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!

    No no no! I already have a match

    Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.

    Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂

    Some of us were promised a few🙄 but not officially from the hat......soooo😒
  • annlyric
    annlyric Posts: 53 Member
    I volunteer as tribute!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    OK MFP!
    Match me with any of I may love:
    - a boy and/or a girl (doesn't have to be MFP, celebs and randoms (i.e. your creepy neighbour) are welcome?!?)
    - a dog and cat breed you think I'd like
    - a reptile
    - a colour
    - an outfit I'd rock
    - a meal
    - a dream vacay

    ....for all of which I promise to be "totally not nude"
    ....just partially
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    This is next level.

    Also @Vikka_V you upped the stakes here so high, that your post is deserving of a new thread. Sorry @SwannySez and @CookingWithCumin
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.

    but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!