The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!0 -
MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
No no no! I already have a match
Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.1 -
*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
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^^^ *giggles hysterically*0
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always_electron_deficient wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »always_electron_deficient wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
No no no! I already have a match
Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.
Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂
I’d give him to you but he is shaping up to be kind of nice
that's the spirit
Don’t ruin it
I would think the more positive I am about it the better
MagicJohnson wrote: »Positivity can be overrated1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.0 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
Get an upgrade 😉 She just wanted to lock you in her basement, anyways. You deserve better!3 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉2 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
Get an upgrade 😉 She just wanted to lock you in her basement, anyways. You deserve better!
Truth.. my plot revealed 😔0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉
On second thought, if your basement looks anything like this, can I come visit too?
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burlygirl91 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
No no no! I already have a match
Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.
Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂
Says you2 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »@danielle77speed wrote: »CookingWithCumin wrote: »I do hereby decree that @HappilyDistracted and @bigbandjohn are hereby officially an MFP Love Match.
As has been agreed to by all participants and by anyone snooping in the thread and/or having an MFP account, the Official MFP Love Matches decreed by myself or @CookingWithCumin are binding and eternal and ne'er to be passed asunder by man nor beast.
We are willing to open up and allow a few more Official Love Matchers, but such applications would necessarily be made via Private Message with your qualifications, wants, needs, desires and links to your booty pics. No exceptions.
Now let us love free, love hard and love until it hurts!
I've seen @SwannySez naked, he's seen my noods. It's how you get accepted onto the Council of Passion. We also have matching rings and badges. And swords, because.
I think we need to see your credentials to verify your qualifiedness.....
not very recent pic... me and some friends on a shoot we did for playspice magazine
Saucy!! Verified ✅
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »midwesterner85 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »*hides broken bits of last match*
I need another
You are throwing me out that quickly?!
*kicks at rocks* Well, I suppose that's alright if you need more than me.
Ohh no, I'm keeping you too.. commune, free love and all remember 😁😉
Oh, I am up for that... as long as there are other women in this commune as well.1 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
Well, that’s thoughtful of you, and he is a cutie, but, username not withstanding, I prefer to ride shotgun.
Hey! You’re matchmaking without a license !
Hey! We can put you with the new guy! @always_electron_deficient we found you a match! This is working out so damn well! @MistressSara, I pronounce you two happily in MFP Love. Match it up, kids!
No no no! I already have a match
Well. Now ya got two. Better limber the *kitten* up, girly.
Favouritism, all the rest of us only got one 😂
Some of us were promised a few🙄 but not officially from the hat......soooo😒0 -
I volunteer as tribute!0
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OK MFP!
Match me with any of I may love:
- a boy and/or a girl (doesn't have to be MFP, celebs and randoms (i.e. your creepy neighbour) are welcome?!?)
- a dog and cat breed you think I'd like
- a reptile
- a colour
- an outfit I'd rock
- a meal
- a dream vacay
....for all of which I promise to be "totally not nude"
....just partially4 -
You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.10
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You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
This is next level.
Also @Vikka_V you upped the stakes here so high, that your post is deserving of a new thread. Sorry @SwannySez and @CookingWithCumin2 -
You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.
but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE3 -
What’s all this about? Looks like fun!0
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