The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    @tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔

    Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.

    Can you feel it babies?

    It's the love! The LOVE!

    OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?


    Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure :disappointed: )

    Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement

    Psh.....
    @Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently..... :'(

    🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules

    ....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)

    I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.

    What do you say, @RhiAnLewis17 ???
    Wanna join??? Sounds fun!
    And think of all the commands we could come up wiht for @Mr_Healthy_Habits !!

    @tinak33 Ooooh I'm all a fluster. Count me in!
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?

    Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.

    Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
    And female Richards to boot.

    Who knew.

    How do you call a female Richard?

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    I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.

    I feel exactly the same way.
    Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
    Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?

    I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it

    If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...

    I wanted to be an ornithologist. Alywey is correct.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Sounding quite picky here without providing a lengthy list of ways in which you plan to disappoint your said love interest.

    Please, tell us more.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!

    You already know this about me...
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!

    You already know this about me...

    I did. You're right. I did. I forgot. Stoner brain.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...

    Until after you've had your way with them?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...

    At least...not at first!

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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    lol She's cute so I'd be down;P

    Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
    Plenty more sardines in the can.

    You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!

    And I worked damn hard to carve my name on the blackest of her souls!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    You are what we call in the industry a picky ricky

    Is that short for Pichard Richard?
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I was gone a half hour and lost the thread of this thread

    Currently there is a prick waving contest. @RhiAnLewis17's a witch. @tinak33 likes to fingerpaint on peoples' souls. @CookingWithCumin got spicy. @HappilyDistracted cleaned up (but not enough for, ahem, some people) and some newbs came.
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.

    To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?

    And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.

    Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.

    I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.

    Bob/Bobby is also short for William. :|
    I don't get it.

    Bill is short for William and it makes no sense.
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  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?

    I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.

    To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?

    And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.

    Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.

    I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.

    Bob/Bobby is also short for William. :|
    I don't get it.

    Bill is short for William and it makes no sense.

    Liam too I think

    Stan is not short. He's freakin' TALL, man.
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?

    I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.

    ON top. Not AS a top.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?

    I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.

    ON top. Not AS a top.

    Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?

    I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.

    ON top. Not AS a top.

    Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.

    Ride or...yeah, just ride.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.

    Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?

    I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.

    ON top. Not AS a top.

    Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.

    Ride or...yeah, just ride.

    Slow and steady wins the race
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I am going to tag my ideal lover tonight at the stroke of midnight

    I'm going to take the tag off my store-bought lover and stroke midnight.
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