The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure
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Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
🙌that's right sister!🤗...and I would like to cordially invite you and your SO to dinner theater at me and my SOs house of holy sock puppets🙋 @MistressSara will entertain you with her quick wits and charms while explaining the rules
....Our Tip of the triangle @Mr_Healthy_Habits will perform for us all with his many MANY manly macho cute kitty costumes and extortions....which is why Mistress and I are always smiling 👯...happy wives happy lives fellas!(ahem... @standenvernet might wanna pay attention sir😁)
I will whip up a big meal of Turkey and box of wine....and maybe soup...no! No soup for you.(too salty)...🤷 and when you're too tired to drive home you can stay over in your own corner and even yell out a command or twenty.....our Mr. Is the bestest!!❤🕺❤...that's why we will never EVER let him go....that and the little tracker we placed somewhere he can't reach😈....believe me not an easy task!🙄😏 But please come we will be thrilled for you to JOIN us......❤❤❤ 💃🕺💃.
What do you say, @RhiAnLewis17 ???
Wanna join??? Sounds fun!
And think of all the commands we could come up wiht for @Mr_Healthy_Habits !!
@tinak33 Ooooh I'm all a fluster. Count me in!0 -
alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
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MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
I wanted to be an ornithologist. Alywey is correct.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!0 -
alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Sounding quite picky here without providing a lengthy list of ways in which you plan to disappoint your said love interest.
Please, tell us more.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!
You already know this about me...0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!
You already know this about me...
I did. You're right. I did. I forgot. Stoner brain.1 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...
Until after you've had your way with them?0 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
I prefer my dates to not smell of fish...
At least...not at first!
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I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.0
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »alekkammer21 wrote: »lol She's cute so I'd be down;P
Apologies good sire. My heart and souls have been claimed by @tinak33.
Plenty more sardines in the can.
You have multiple souls? SHE'S A WITCH!
And I worked damn hard to carve my name on the blackest of her souls!
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
You are what we call in the industry a picky ricky
Is that short for Pichard Richard?0 -
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MistressSara wrote: »I was gone a half hour and lost the thread of this thread
Currently there is a prick waving contest. @RhiAnLewis17's a witch. @tinak33 likes to fingerpaint on peoples' souls. @CookingWithCumin got spicy. @HappilyDistracted cleaned up (but not enough for, ahem, some people) and some newbs came.2 -
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I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.
To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?
And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.
Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.
I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.
Bob/Bobby is also short for William.
I don't get it.
Bill is short for William and it makes no sense.1 -
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.0 -
MistressSara wrote: »I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.
To me, this makes MUCH more sense. How in the heck did anyone ever come up with a shortened form of Richard and end up with Dick?
And while we're on this subject, why is Peggy short for Margaret? That makes even LESS sense.
Sorry to be such a nickname rabble-rouser, folks, but there are some things in this world I just can't explain.
I agree. Why is Bob short for Robert? It should be Rob. Bob should be short for Bobbert.
Bob/Bobby is also short for William.
I don't get it.
Bill is short for William and it makes no sense.
Liam too I think
Stan is not short. He's freakin' TALL, man.1 -
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.
ON top. Not AS a top.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.
ON top. Not AS a top.
Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.
ON top. Not AS a top.
Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.
Ride or...yeah, just ride.0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »I believe I got in there first. Ya snooze ya lose.
Who says I did not just WANT you to be on top?
I think we discussed this a few pages ago.... Stoner brain.
ON top. Not AS a top.
Oh yeah. Turtlenecks.
Ride or...yeah, just ride.
Slow and steady wins the race0 -
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »I am going to tag my ideal lover tonight at the stroke of midnight
I'm going to take the tag off my store-bought lover and stroke midnight.3
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