The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
Replies
-
Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔1
-
danielle77speed wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.
So, you're not open for matching? Damn
looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911
And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.
I thought I was with the banana lady?
I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.
It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.
True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.
how bout a ball?
You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....
are we talking 2 or 3 dimensions here? This is important when it comes to love shapes.leut_underpants wrote: »danielle77speed wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »burlygirl91 wrote: »george5911 wrote: »You're good, this is both fun for me to participate and watch. I'm not offended in the least.
So, you're not open for matching? Damn
looks like someone wants to be matched with u george5911
And here I thought you and @burlygirl91 had a thing for each other.
I thought I was with the banana lady?
I think this whole place is basically one big love triangle with just a few bystanders.
It's a love polygon of some sort. Even an isocagon isn't enough sides for all of the side action.
True. Although I didn't feel like googling what shape had the most sides so just went with the standard triangle.
how bout a ball?
You sir, are correct! As the number of sides of a polygon increases, the closer the shape becomes to a circle (ball). So what we have here is the potential for a infinitely-many sided love circle.....
Whoa whoa
Let's not pretend that all of the lengths of these sides are the same. If we were all equal, your statement might be true.
@denny_mac I think we better keep it at 2 dimensions
As @leut_underpants pointed out, we are not all created equal, so a love sphere might be too dangerous.....0 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
@SwannySez get your slacker matchmaker butt over here and fix this.
2 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
Never fear @Nicksmom106, we can and will find you a match. Despite the Negative Nellies, I believe in love. It is transformative and can heal even the croniest cat-lady spinster!
Have a little faith.1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
No. I'm matching you with @FeelinFooFoo's boyfriend if he doesn't marry her within 365 days.3 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
No. I'm matching you with @FeelinFooFoo's boyfriend if he doesn't marry her within 365 days.
2 -
MistressSara wrote: »I nominate @newmeadow as chief matchmaker. Any seconds
This is not a democracy. Roberts Rules of Order do not reign here.3 -
1
-
DickVernon wrote: »@Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
You got 30 bucks?
If I had thirty {young}bucks at my disposal sir!!!😡...what the hell would I be here for?!😏😉3 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »DickVernon wrote: »@Nicksmom106 wrote: »Welp looks like I'm gonna remain an MFP spinster.....I wonder if there is a matching cats to mfp crones thread🤔
You got 30 bucks?
If I had thirty {young}bucks at my disposal sir!!!😡...what the hell would I be here for?!😏😉
You kinda did set yourself up for this...Dick.3 -
@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?1 -
always_electron_deficient wrote: »@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?
I've done my time
2 -
pretty obvious who's really making the matches in this thread
2 -
always_electron_deficient wrote: »@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Oh there never was nor shall there ever be a hat. The dadgum self-entitlement is ubiquitous! Kids these days, thinkin' they can just walk into a thread and start making matches. How many years did THEY spend apprenticed to the dark lord? How many children did they bleed at the altar?
I've done my time
2 -
@SwannySez ,you need to take control of this situation, Brother.
You have people tryna nominate each other, dudes throwing names into hats. When did you even GET a hat for names?! I never saw any hat! What hat?!
Probably @kinetixtrainer2 's hat.3 -
MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »I nominate @newmeadow as chief matchmaker. Any seconds?
I got two hugs which clearly translates to a seconded nomination. Shall we put it to a vote then? All those in favor?
I'm afraid to ire the Swan. He's likely to channel the spirit of GG Allin and the next thing you know my bedroom will smell like poopoo all the time.3 -
MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.7
-
MistresSarah, just between us, I've always felt my ex secret crush WorkerDrone83 would compliment your chutzpah in a very natural way. Once he gets divorced, I can see you in the driver's seat with him riding next to you - his hand resting gently on your thigh.
And whoever WOOED me can take their bad attitude and start a secret group full of CANADIANS.
I really did have a crush on the drone and even though my loins still tingle just a little bit at the thought of him, I'm willing to match him with Sara because I LIKE her and that's not sarcasm. So STFU.14 -
CookingWithCumin wrote: »Wot in tarnation
4 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
2
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393K Introduce Yourself
- 43.7K Getting Started
- 260.1K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.8K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 415 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.9K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.6K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.5K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions