The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.
but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
Um, sounds like fun,for real!
But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
I will buy you nuggets tho.1 -
You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.
i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.
but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
Um, sounds like fun,for real!
But if you think I'm paying for this as an escort service, you got another thing coming!
I will buy you nuggets tho.
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂
https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
.......
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏1 -
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@Mr_Healthy_HabitsIt's not like I've got anything else to do 🤷🏽♂️😂...
Although no promises on the good man thing 😏😘😈...
Excellent😈😁😘
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏
Well... I don’t HAVE to be an actor since what I really want to do is direct.
I will be the corner sock.
I was kinda sorta thinking & hoping we both could hang in the corner and just yell out random things to see what happens....🤷...Mr.Healthy is a cutie pie and looks flexible....I also have lots of costumes from dressing up all my cats, so that'll be fun!....this is gonna be the bestest match evah!!!!!!🤗😘👍❤❤❤2 -
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure
)
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
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MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »This threads like... 😂https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more...........
just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
👍💓💓💓🤗
Idk. I think I read that threesomes only work with socks in a corner
Hmmm🤔 This could be a problem.....my gazillion cats will just run off with socks they find laying around, especially if they are in the corner yelling out positions and plays......er....I mean just laying around like I told ya...🙄😏
Well... I don’t HAVE to be an actor since what I really want to do is direct.
I will be the corner sock.
I was kinda sorta thinking & hoping we both could hang in the corner and just yell out random things to see what happens....🤷...Mr.Healthy is a cutie pie and looks flexible....I also have lots of costumes from dressing up all my cats, so that'll be fun!....this is gonna be the bestest match evah!!!!!!🤗😘👍❤❤❤
I LOVE THIS!
“Backbend!”
“Ok, now crow!”
“With the gladiator skirt!”
Well.... I did play Fokine in Nijinski God's Mad Clown 🤷🏽♂️😏🙈😂2 -
midwesterner85 wrote: »empresssue wrote: »OK, back to matchmaking. I throw my shark into the ring.
I would think it's going to be hard to match a shark up. A real challenge for the matchmakers...
That's what they're here for, isn't it?
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standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
@SwannySez & @CookingWithCumin, I apologize for anarchy here.....
@standenvernet, my shark & I need a match.
Your age is hunky dory.
I know you're gainfully employed-so far, so good.1 -
standenvernet wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Clearly, I can't be matched... or maybe I can't be matched 🤔
Funny that you should pop in at just this EXACT moment. I didn't realize that you wanted a match. But since you do and since we have a jilted man rebouncing like a rubber biscuit, I hereby declare that @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings and @standenvernet to be matched now and forever more.
Can you feel it babies?
It's the love! The LOVE!
OK, @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings ... How can I disappoint you? Do you have a shopping list or a questionnaire that we could use to evaluate my inadequacies?
Hey @SwannySez , I keep on going direct to voicemail here -- It seems that I've driven-of another prospect. (go figure )
Thanks for trying man; I'll just head off for @slimgirljo15 's basement
Psh.....
@Nicksmom106 and I both claimed you early on, but that went right over your head, apparently.....
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SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.1 -
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MistressSara wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
Don’t draw attention to it
I would never think of doing it.1 -
SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?0 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
Like this:
*walks up to random woman* "Hi, Richard!"
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.2 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?0 -
I have a friend named Richard. He goes by Rich, not Dick. Thank God.1
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MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.3 -
...ahem.. not to sound like a Richard, but I’ve been waiting 2 whole days for my soup...3
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MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
*Curtsy*
The more dumb *kitten* you know, right?
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RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
+2 lol1 -
alywei3773 wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
*Curtsy*
The more dumb *kitten* you know, right?
Not dumb *kitten*
You have opened our mindsssss 😊2 -
HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »alywei3773 wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »SirMxyzptlk wrote: »How come the word dick is allowed but I see all the other words get the kitten thing?
Probably because it is a name as well. A common nickname for Richard.
Seems there are an unusual amount of people named Richard here.
And female Richards to boot.
Who knew.
How do you call a female Richard?
I don't even know what's happening here. I am equal parts scared and intrigued.
I feel exactly the same way.
Is it regurgitating/is this a mating call?
Or is she just shaking what her Mother gave her?
I think it might be some kind of male grouse. I know they make a weird drumming sound but I’ve never actually seen it
If only we had a bird expert who was using this thread we could ask about that...
It is a sage grouse's mating display. That...act, whatever TF he is doing makes a very loud popping sound. So, i would assume it is air sacs of some sort.
Thank you!
+1
+2 lol
You put it up without knowing what it was.
You cheeky, cheeky lady1
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